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Well schoolio begins tomorrow, and it being an uptight Catholic establishment, I was forced to shave my 5in beard offa my face. The trauma this has caused me in unbearable. I miss that beard...OOOOHH WOE, WOE INDEED. I think I am going to spend the rest of the night watching Gilmore Girl's reruns and gnoshing down a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while crying myself to an unfulfilling rest, only to wake exhausted the next morning to relive the moment over and over again...


Anyone else ever suffer from Cavum Barba? Or I am just a whiny smoothskin?
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Well schoolio begins tomorrow, and it being an uptight Catholic establishment, I was forced to shave my 5in beard offa my face. The trauma this has caused me in unbearable. I miss that beard...OOOOHH WOE, WOE INDEED. I think I am going to spend the rest of the night watching Gilmore Girl's reruns and gnoshing down a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while crying myself to an unfulfilling rest, only to wake exhausted the next morning to relive the moment over and over again...


Anyone else ever suffer from Cavum Barba? Or I am just a whiny smoothskin?


This.
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#3
Know how you feel. My mom's also catholic and she made me shave my beard cause she says it's wrong for teens to grow beards. BS.
#5
my school was the same i feel you pain, man.
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#8
Hold the fucking phone. Yer school makes you shave?
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#9
Shave off your pubes, glue them to your face. Instant beard.
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#14
I like Gilmore Girls.
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I still don't understand how a school can make you shave. They're not the Army for shit's sake.
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I still don't understand how a school can make you shave. They're not the Army for shit's sake.


It's a private school. They can do whatever the **** they want.
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#18
Last time I had a proper beard I shaved it to please my girlfriend... I was happy to do it because it meant I got laid.

Now... I keep it shaved so I don't care
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Lolreligion.
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#20
I can't wait until i can grow a proper beard. I really want one!

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

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Quote by The 6th String
Well schoolio begins tomorrow, and it being an uptight Catholic establishment, I was forced to shave my 5in beard offa my face. The trauma this has caused me in unbearable. I miss that beard...OOOOHH WOE, WOE INDEED. I think I am going to spend the rest of the night watching Gilmore Girl's reruns and gnoshing down a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while crying myself to an unfulfilling rest, only to wake exhausted the next morning to relive the moment over and over again...


Anyone else ever suffer from Cavum Barba? Or I am just a whiny smoothskin?

I think making a thread about it on the internet feeding for reassurement is much more pathetic.
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I think I am going to spend the rest of the night watching Gilmore Girl's reruns and gnoshing down a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while crying myself to an unfulfilling rest, only to wake exhausted the next morning to relive the moment over and over again...




I wasn't aware women grew beards...
#24
5 hairs on your chin does not constitute a beard.
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I wasn't aware women grew beards...

Never been to Italy have ya?
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#27
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He said five inch not five hairs.

I see your eyesight is failing in old age.

5 5inch hairs does not constitute a beard.
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#28
My beard resembles a poorly trimmed hedge. One with biting insects living in it. Except there aren't any biting insects in my beard. Feel it and see!
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...Jesus had a beard.


Jesus was clean-shaven and white! And he spoke English.

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

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Jesus was clean-shaven and white! And he spoke English.


at least that's what they tell you in elementary school.....
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Lolreligion.


Has nothing to do with it.

I could grow a beard if i wanted to, but if i leave my facial hair for a few days it feels really uncomfortable, i like having a smooth face.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
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Quote by The 6th String
Well schoolio begins tomorrow, and it being an uptight Catholic establishment, I was forced to shave my 5in beard offa my face. The trauma this has caused me in unbearable. I miss that beard...OOOOHH WOE, WOE INDEED. I think I am going to spend the rest of the night watching Gilmore Girl's reruns and gnoshing down a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while crying myself to an unfulfilling rest, only to wake exhausted the next morning to relive the moment over and over again...


Anyone else ever suffer from Cavum Barba? Or I am just a whiny smoothskin?


Damn right, you're a whiny smoothskin. You were lucky enough to be in a vault when shit hit the fan.

On topic; at least you have the ability to grow a beard at all.
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Hold the fucking phone. Yer school makes you shave?

I know a guy in a school that doesn't let guys have hair past their shoulders. Not sure about their position on beards, but I don't think they allow them. And it's just a normal school, not even private

On topic: I feel your pain, TS. I didn't even have a proper beard, but my face still felt naked and alone when I had to start shaving for my job
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I know a guy in a school that doesn't let guys have hair past their shoulders. Not sure about their position on beards, but I don't think they allow them. And it's just a normal school, not even private

On topic: I feel your pain, TS. I didn't even have a proper beard, but my face still felt naked and alone when I had to start shaving for my job

if school made me cut my hair, I'd sue their asses for sexism.
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if school made me cut my hair, I'd sue their asses for sexism.

That's what I suggested to him, but he just went ahead and got rid of his long golden locks
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