Poll: Who would you choose?
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Trucker driver
23 38%
T-pain
38 62%
Voters: 61.
#1
Okay, so you're stuck on the highway with no communication devices and you need a ride to town. So if you had to hitchhike, who would you choose?

You have two choices.

Choice 1. A truck driver. You'll have to keep him entertained throughout the ride and he hasn't showered in days.



Choice 2. T-pain, now this might seem like the obvious choice, but keep in mind that he is a rapper so he'll be rapping throughout the whole ride. Without an auto-tuner!!



It'll take 30 minutes till you arrive at your destination, choose wisely.
#2
The truck-driver, I bet he knows where the best rib-place is and where I can find some whores. Also I do have some question about how to maintain a mustache properly in the more arid climates.
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#4
can t-pain be on a boat?
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#9
T Pain...

Cause he has a limo?
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#10
T-pain son!
**** town I'm chillin' with T-pain son!
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#11
30 minutes? I'd just walk.
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#12
Tpain without an auto tuner? that would be the obvious choice. I hate the cher-ness about todays crap music.
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#13
Quote by Birchall17
30 minutes? I'd just walk.


My thoughts exactly... where's that option on the poll?
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#14
T-pain, bet you before you roll off too he'd already have a blunt rolled and ready to smoke!
#17
Quote by Birchall17
30 minutes? I'd just walk.

30 minutes by car, that is. If you're walking it'll take quite a bit longer.

Just go with the trucker guy. All the cool kids are.
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#18
It would crack me up to have him rap the whole journey.

I have this vision of him only speaking in rap and everything he says coming out in rhymes.
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#20
Are you kidding me? T-Pain of course. I love that motherfucker.

Plus, we get to smoke a few joints in his Cadillac.
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#21
I really hope that if anyone goes with the trucker he refuses to talk about his mustache and just is being a bitch the whole ride, and if anyone rides with T-Pain, they are not smoking joints with him, chilling with him, or doing some bitches with him. He gives a ride to town, he is not your best fucking friend guys.
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#22
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I really hope that if anyone goes with the trucker he refuses to talk about his mustache and just is being a bitch the whole ride, and if anyone rides with T-Pain, they are not smoking joints with him, chilling with him, or doing some bitches with him. He gives a ride to town, he is not your best fucking friend guys.


Not saying we should be best friends with benefits, but like good friends, you know?
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