So...What would you name your offspring that will one day emerge from a vagina?

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So...What would you name your kid when he/she is begotten?

If its a boy I would name him Kensai (No relation to Kjell) :p
If its a girl I would name her Melissa

If its a Monkey I would name him Glorfindel, cause its such a kickass name.
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So...What would you name your offspring that will one day emerge from a vagina?
Meadows
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Sparrow. Yeah original like this thread.


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Boy - Gabriel
Girl - Rinoa
Monkey - Borak


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#8
Layne, Calliope, and Elliott.
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Boy - Gabriel
Girl - Rinoa
Monkey - Borak

Final Fantasy 8 was terrible, and if my kids meet your daughter, she is going to get beat up.
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Boy: Royston
Girl: Princess Banana-hammock
Monkey: Bubbles
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Final Fantasy 8 was terrible, and if my kids meet your daughter, she is going to get beat up.

What're you going to name your daughter?

Misty?


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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After speaking about it as a joke for a few yesrs I actually saw a children with that name, poor guy
#18
For a boy... either Yorick, Yuri, Vladimir, Claus or Rambo.

For a girl... I'd let the girl I knocked up choose the name.
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Scarily, number ten remains my favourite to this day, but I'm not going to name my children after Yuna and Wakka.

Might give them the gigantic ginger quiff though.
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Scarily, number ten remains my favourite to this day, but I'm not going to name my children after Yuna and Wakka.

Might give them the gigantic ginger quiff though.


Baggsy godfather of gigantic ginger quiff.

Not the child, just the quiff.
#28
Officer Swinton.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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Boy - KerosineLighterDude
Girl - Alfonso
Monkey- Tom Hess
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#30
Olaf, the Cunt Shredder.

I've actually got no idea though, it's just the title that inspired me.
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#34
I want twins. Two boys. They will be named God and Satan. Then I'll make them fight each other and see what happens.
#35
I'd name them after Finnish racing drivers, whatever the gender. Nico, Mika, Keke, Kimi, Heikki etc
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