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#1
Ok well its basically what it sounds like you start with: You think thats bad, then say something thats worse.

Here we go:

God this cake is awful.

You think thats bad, you should've seen the time I tried making curry.
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#2
You think thats bad, I have a malignant tumor in my brain.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#4
God this thread is awful.

You think that's bad? Millions of innocent people were massacred in the holocaust, millions more are dying of starvation, AIDS and diseases that could have been preventable if they had such basic things as clean water.
#5
You think that's bad, i just lost the game
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#6
You think that's bad?

Yeah, that is pretty bad.

EDIT: You think that's bad?

I just won it.
#7
You think THAT'S bad?!

I ran out of Nutella.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#9
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You think THAT'S bad?!

I ran out of Nutella.




I can now die a horrible painful death knowing that I am at least luckier than you.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#10
You think that's bad? The girl I'm cheating with just broke up with her girlfriend.
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#13
you think thats bad, whenever you'v gone on a pr0nz site, a bill has been adding up which you will recieve on your 25th birthday, we'r all doomed
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#14
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you think thats bad, whenever you'v gone on a pr0nz site, a bill has been adding up which you will recieve on your 25th birthday, we'r all doomed


Hey, don't joke about those things
#15
You think thats bad? Your 8year old daughter gave me syphilis.
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#16
Stop posting guys, before Seth McFalane gets here.
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#18
You think theeeets beed
What about that time muhammad came over and gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga? (internet for the referance)
Call me Cam
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#20
You think MJ is bad?

I just ate a grape and jizzed in my pants
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#21
You think thats bad, IM JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL!!!!
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#23
You think that's bad

I...I...posted in a awful thread.
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#24
You think that's bad?

I just did the same.
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#25
You think that's bad

TS is the mental version of me :S
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#26
you think thats bad

i just broke up with my stepsisters cousins aunties husbands, daughter and i dont even know if we are blood related
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What the hell is Pepsi Crystal?

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What the hell is Pepsi Crystal?
Just like pokemon crystal, cept in a cup
#27
You think that's bad? You're both mere Biscuits! (Cookie for reference)
To I=Biscuit
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#28
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You think that's bad? You're both mere Biscuits! (Cookie for reference)
To I=Biscuit


I lolled!! You sir, are good!!
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#29
You think that is bad...
We have a black muslim commie for a president. That and I have to work for him
I am justice!
Last edited by Themies at Sep 10, 2009,
#30
Quote by Themies
You think that is bad...
We have a ****** for a president

You think that's bad?
We have irrational ignorant ******s in our country who just can't get over the fact that they lost the election.

Who's your president?
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#31
Quote by splamron
You think theeeets beed
What about that time muhammad came over and gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga? (internet for the referance)

I loled and that was a South Park reference. Internet please
#32
Quote by Themies
You think that is bad...
We have a black muslim commie for a president. That and I have to work for him

You think that's bad,
I was the Republican nominee for the 2008 presidential election, and...
and...?
..........
Who are you again? The nurses are stealing my teeth.
#33
Quote by splamron
You think theeeets beed
What about that time muhammad came over and gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga? (internet for the referance)

south park family guy, knew it wouldn't be long before someone did that
#34
Quote by GoldenBlues
You think that's bad,
I was the Republican nominee for the 2008 presidential election, and...
and...?
..........
Who are you again? The nurses are stealing my teeth.


You think that's bad? Your daughter scratched my dick with the sand in her vagina!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#35
Quote by GoldenBlues
You think that's bad,
I was the Republican nominee for the 2008 presidential election, and...
and...?
..........
Who are you again? The nurses are stealing my teeth.

You think that's bad? You're in a Capitalistic country, with hundreds of thousands of homeless people ignored by the upper society, and most of you hate Communism without knowing what it is (I'm not a Communist, because I think Communism is an Utopia. But I am a socialist)!
#36
Quote by jimmyled
You think that's bad? You're in a Capitalistic country, with hundreds of thousands of homeless people ignored by the upper society, and most of you hate Communism without knowing what it is (I'm not a Communist, because I think Communism is an Utopia. But I am a socialist)!

THAT sounds like england, france, germany and denmark!!
#37
Quote by CoreysMonster
THAT sounds like england, france, germany and denmark!!

Not England, I know that. The others I don' know (France is a bit like that, haven't been to the others). But I have a very reliable source (my Dad, he lived there) on New York. Maybe not any longer, but most of what I said is still true (according to films, news and the comments I see on the web).
#38
Quote by jimmyled
Not England, I know that. The others I don' know (France is a bit like that, haven't been to the others). But I have a very reliable source (my Dad, he lived there) on New York. Maybe not any longer, but most of what I said is still true (according to films, news and the comments I see on the web).

yeah, like the UK doesn't have any homeless people, and isn't a fully capitalist country
and the bolded is amongst the stupidest I've ever seen, ever.
#39
Quote by jimmyled
You think that's bad? You're in a Capitalistic country, with hundreds of thousands of homeless people ignored by the upper society, and most of you hate Communism without knowing what it is (I'm not a Communist, because I think Communism is an Utopia. But I am a socialist)!


I will just come out and say that I am a big fan of McCarthyism. You are either with me or you are communist.
I am justice!
#40
Quote by jimmyled
You think that's bad? You're in a Capitalistic country, with hundreds of thousands of homeless people ignored by the upper society, and most of you hate Communism without knowing what it is (I'm not a Communist, because I think Communism is an Utopia. But I am a socialist)!

That's great, enjoy getting drafted Sabra!!!

I'll stick to drinking beer, looking at kangaroos and debating what items should be classified as knives.
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