I was wondering if I could harness some of the pit's creative juices.....

#1
Well you see for sex ed in school, I've gotta make up 3 questions that people are asking to a health magazine related to puberty and sex, and then answer those 3 questions as the health magazine.
I was wondering if the pit could help me come up with some of those questions, since fapping and rape and cumming blood is our specialty.
Td;lr: Funny stories about puberty and sex
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#3
How do I keep my vagina and penis apart, usually they just are but I woke up this morning and they were sorta together?
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#4
How is babby formed?
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#6
How is babby formed?


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#7
"Would it hurt if I put my genitalia in a hollowed out pineapple?"
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#8
Is it gay if I like things up my bum?
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#9
lately ive been waking up with erm "morning wood" and i found my dog licking my shaft....should i go see a doctor or a vet to see if i have some kinda disease?
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#10
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"What it hurt if I put my genitalia in a hollowed out pineapple?"



#11
How do I know if that horse was consenting?

If I have to make aeroplane noises to get my girlfriend to put my **** in her mouth, is she too young?

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#13
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If I have to make aeroplane noises to get my girlfriend to put my **** in her mouth, is she too young?


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#16
Is sex good?
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#17
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#19
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If I have to make aeroplane noises to get my girlfriend to put my **** in her mouth, is she too young?



awww dude that is fricking epic that shud be like the only question you ask
#20
I remember this thread on UG when some girl had woke up getting humped by her dog and she wanted to know if she could "you know... GET something."
#21
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I remember this thread on UG when some girl had woke up getting humped by her dog and she wanted to know if she could "you know... GET something."

I might do that "my cum just drips" one too
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#24
My penis started leaking when i stroked it one day, that has never happened one day, do i have an STD?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#26
Maybe he just changed his username.
I like to pick my nose and eat whatever comes out. Whatever comes out..
#27
Is it okay to pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog?
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#28
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I remember this thread on UG when some girl had woke up getting humped by her dog and she wanted to know if she could "you know... GET something."


bloody horny dogs.
#30
"I have recently been on the internet and discovered pornography. I looked around and found many people saying that it is not a true representation of sex but I'm still concrened. Is it normal to have pubic hair longer than my penis?"
#31
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"I have recently been on the internet and discovered pornography. I looked around and found many people saying that it is not a true representation of sex but I'm still concrened. Is it normal to have pubic hair longer than my penis?"

I might do this one too
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