Things you want to do, but don't because of the social repercussions.

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#1
I've always wanted to get one of these dogs:

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And just shave its entire face.

I'd also like to have a bath in yoghurt at some point in my life.

I think these are things I would do if I was famous, because then I wouldn't be held in such low esteem by people around me for doing them. I'd have a yoghurt bath every night, and four or five dogs walking around my house with shaved faces.

So, what do you want to do?
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#3
You've never had a yoghurt bath in your life? You must be filthy.
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#4
12 yo girls
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#5
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#9
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You've never had a yoghurt bath in your life? You must be filthy.


Un-huh.

A free bonus with yoghurt baths is the never ending supply of yoghurt that grows on your skin.
#10
In the summer I always want to dive in public fountains
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#13
Do cocaine off the queen's vagina.
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#14
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Always wanted to take a flask of tea to the pub

Now that is living on the edge there.
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#15
I wanna go an entire year without bathing.
But I never make it past two weeks because of all the bitching. It's really annoying.
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#16
I want to jump into a river.

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#17
What 'Social Reprecuctions' are stopping you bathing in Yoghurt?
People will find it funny.
#18
Quote by sashki
Play my old video games again, without shame.

I'm really embarassed about playing my old games.

I play Spyro all the damn time, but I live in fear that someone will see through the window or something.

'What are you upto tonight John?'
'Playing Spyr.. uhh... Wanking.'
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#19
Walk home whilst the kids are coming out of school.
It's a nightmare.
#21
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Do cocaine off the queen's vagina.


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#24
Quote by ctb
Walk home whilst the kids are coming out of school.
It's a nightmare.

Just flip it up into the waistband, no-one will notice then.
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#25
I'd rape your bum for being so stupid.

You perverted dairy lover.
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#26
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Just flip it up into the waistband, no-one will notice then.
What?

EDIT: Oh, I think I know what you mean by "it".
#29
Just once I'd like to stand outside of a school's main hall naked in a trenchcoat and just after the bell has sounded and all the kids come rushing out I'd take it off and stand entirely naked while a torrent of kids comes flowing out of the school, too scared to go any further outside, too weak to push the flowing horde of kids back into the school.
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#30
Quote by Daniel8488
I'd rape your bum for being so stupid.

You perverted dairy lover.

Woahh, what's with the hostility man?

Chill out, or I'll go to your house, shave your dog's face, and ejaculate all over it.
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#31
I just want to walk onto stage when there's a play or something and shout "I lost the game"!

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#32
Fück this fat chick.
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#33
Quote by rabidguitarist
I'm really embarassed about playing my old games.

I play Spyro all the damn time, but I live in fear that someone will see through the window or something.

'What are you upto tonight John?'
'Playing Spyr.. uhh... Wanking.'




I play Spyro all the time. No shame in it. I think do nothing would be mine. Everyone expects you to be always doing something. I'd wash my clothes less often aswell. No point in not wearing a perfectly good shirt just because there's a stain, but people think you're a tramp if you aren't perfect.
#34
My little sister
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#36
1.) Take Viagra
2.) Purchase buttless chaps
3.) Don said buttless chaps
4.) STRUT!
#37
Quote by rabidguitarist
Woahh, what's with the hostility man?

Chill out, or I'll go to your house, shave your dog's face, and ejaculate all over it.

Make sure it's not his mum.

Zing.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#39
I want to try every form of murder and suicide there is, but I can't..
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