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#1
I've been having a runny nose for the entire day, so I keep on wiping it with my sleeve.

I wanted some chips, so I went to the store about 15 minutes ago, walked in, and everyone kept on staring at me, and I had no idea why. Even when I paid, the cashier lady looked kinda panicked, and on my way home people kept on looking at me weird.

then, when I got home, I looked in the mirror and realised my entire face and sleeves were bloody, since I had gotten a nose bleed, but dismissed it as a runny nose.

Imagine a guy walking into a shop, his face, hands and clothes red with blood and smelling of beer.

what would you do? has this ever happened to anyone else?
#2
did you cum blood too?
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#3
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Imagine a guy walking into a shop, his face, hands and clothes red with blood and smelling of beer.

what would you do? has this ever happened to anyone else?


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#6
Passionately kiss his sexy lips behind the counter.
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#7
I probably would've just thought you were the town butcher on his way home to cook up one of the choicest cuts.


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#11
I'm just wondering how you didn't notice the blood on your sleeves when you wiped your nose.

What colour was your shirt?
#12
You should have prentended to be a zombie, man. Especially if they believe you.
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#13
one time i found an old tube of fake blood in my car as i was about to go see a movie. i squirted it up my nose so it would drip out. nobody said anything to me. when they saw it, they'd look down, then away.
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#16
Kindly inform him of the blood on his shirt. Then toss a young child in front of me in case he's a nutjob.
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#17
When she told you the price of your chips, you should have just looked her in the eye, leaned over the counter, and repeated what she said in disbelief.

She would lower it, I guarantee you.
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#18
wow, how did you not notice? dont you taste it?
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When she told you the price of your chips, you should have just looked her in the eye, leaned over the counter, and repeated what she said in disbelief.

She would lower it, I guarantee you.



Yeah, but he didn't know until after the fact that he looked mildly homicidal.
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Quote by maXterbat0r
I'm just wondering how you didn't notice the blood on your sleeves when you wiped your nose.

What colour was your shirt?

light gray. I'm surprised I didn't notice myself.
#21
If it was wal-mart I would of ran to the gun aisle and grabed a gun and killed you thinking that i saved people....
#23
So i was in this store today, and this grose guy with blood allover just didnt walk in, i wasnt even at the store today.


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If it was wal-mart I would of ran to the gun aisle and grabed a gun and killed you thinking that i saved people....

then you'd have killed yo mamas babyfadder
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did you cum blood too?




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#29
You should fuck with them and cover yourself with fake blood of another color and walk in there again.
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#30
You should have asked if they have any really, really big black bags.

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#32
I would have kicked your ass.
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#33
i wouldnt go near u. maybe ask if youre ok..point it out..but from a distance..
#34
Somehow someone bit my forehead in the mosh at a Lamb of God concert during the song redneck, and right as the song ended, the pit lightened up, and the lights shone into the crowd, I was somehow in the middle of the circlepit and these two younger kids looked back at me and pointed with the craziest frightened look I've ever seen due to blood running all down my face.

SO then they held up the horns and moshing resumed to the next song.


....not a bad injury (well I was sketched I had gotten AIDS) but the look on their faces was priceless...


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#35
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You should have asked if they have any really, really big black bags.

I like this idea.
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#36
Well seeing how Germans eat children on a daily basis I wouldn't be scared.
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#38
Dammit CoreysMonster, I was looking at your avatar and I completely forgot what this thread was all about. Had to re-read the first post. Anywhoo, back on topic, I prefer breasts.
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Well seeing how Germans eat children on a daily basis I wouldn't be scared.


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