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#1
well? my ways include kissing and pressing her against wall, picking her up and changing her bike tires. go!
#2
I remind her of her boobs. With my hands.
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#3
I ****ING KNEW KENSAI WOULD HAVE THE FIRST POST!!!

seriously!

EDIT: kensai, would you actually believe there are guys who COMPLETELY IGNORE BOOBS????

my gf said I'm the first guy to pay much attention to her (very large) boobs.
fucking weird.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 10, 2009,
#4
And the 4th post.
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#5
I pretend that she exists, then cry myself to sleep at night.

And haven't you made this thread before?
#6
Didn't you make a thread similar to this a few weeks ago?
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#8
did I?

I don't remember
EDIT: just checked my old treads, and I didn't find anything
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 10, 2009,
#11
Quote by CoreysMonster
well? my ways include kissing and pressing her against wall, picking her up and changing her bike tires. go!



Lift her off her feet and gently, but firmly push her against a wall, kiss then bite her neck while sliding your hands down her stomach, lower ,lower untill you can reach the bolt holding the tire in place.
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#12
Quote by CoreysMonster
I ****ING KNEW KENSAI WOULD HAVE THE FIRST POST!!!

seriously!

EDIT: kensai, would you actually believe there are guys who COMPLETELY IGNORE BOOBS????

my gf said I'm the first guy to pay much attention to her (very large) boobs.
fucking weird.

I don't think I care about them anywhere near as much as you do but then again you seem to have held on to that 14 year old guy quality

Quote by CoreysMonster
did I?

I don't remember
EDIT: just checked my old treads, and I didn't find anything

Don't worry it's a herculean task to remember all of your threads.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
Last edited by Venice King at Sep 10, 2009,
#13
Corey, I think they're thinking of this thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1192167

Quote by centorium
Lift her off her feet and gently, but firmly push her against a wall, kiss then bite her neck while sliding your hands down her stomach, lower ,lower untill you can reach the bolt holding the tire in place.


wat
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#15
^ You got 5th in that thread... you're getting quicker and more frequent, that's worrying.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#16
Quote by Venice King
I don't think I care about them anywhere near as much as you do but then again you seem to have held on to that 14 year old guy quality

I find this very disturbing and don't understand it.

Quote by Kensai
Corey, I think they're thinking of this thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1192167

well, I find this thread very different.

Quote by Venice King
^ You got 5th in that thread... you're getting quicker and more frequent, that's worrying.


Kensai is getting quicker and quicker, it's quite annoying.
#19
Quote by Minkaro
What woman?

Do you know something I don't? Is there a Mrs. Minky around here that I've missed?

There was a Mrs. Minky.

She's with me now.
#20
push her up against a wall and stick it in her pooper.
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#22
Quote by Kensai
Corey, I think they're thinking of this thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1192167


wat



I should explain, my girlfriend had a horrible accident including a unicycle,drink and a lost bet...
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#23
Quote by centorium
I should explain, my girlfriend had a horrible accident including a unicycle,drink and a lost bet...

most disturbing post ever?

I think so.
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
most disturbing post ever?

I think so.



Its what I do
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#28
i let them make me sandwiches in the kitchen while they're folding my laundry and i open jar whose lids are too tight for them.

GUITARS CURRENTLY USED
Ibanez RG7621
Ibanez RG121
ESP LTD H-400
#34
Quote by bendystraw


I hate that diagram so much, because its totally wrong. Put the hole in the bottom of the box, get hard, then insert your penis straight up into the box.

That simple.

Unfortunately I can never find a box tall enough.
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Sir, I love you.

#35
Quote by Minkaro
I hope you realise this puts a huge dent in mink/human relations

Although it improves female mink/human relations, so I suppose it balances out.

It's not balanced, I am somewhat disappointed in female minks as a whole.
#38
Titty****.


I win.
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
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