#1
Well, it has been kinda hard for me the last few weeks. My girlfriend recently left me and some of my girl friends (mind the space) thought that it would be right to give me some mental support. I didn't talk to my ex that much like two weeks ago and of course there was a lot of fighting going on, but now we can talk as normal as we usually did again. So there are these three, four, five friends of mine (didn't count) and of course I've talked to them much more than to my ex in that time I've mentioned. At this point I have to note that all of these pussys said that they would like to go out with me if I wasn't having a gf. So, they were actually trying to help me and one of them has even left out a night of sleep just to talk to me on the phone. It seemed like they've been trying to build up a really strong connection... by flattering me a lot. When me and my ex started talking again, I explained to them that I just can't stop loving her. All of these bitches stopped contacting me. They were being not as friendly and kind as they've been before.. all of a sudden. Today I've had a conversation with my ex again and I've found out that the one who kept being awake for me has strongly influenced her to leave me and has continuously been mentioning that she thinks I'm hot and things like that.. also she has never ever talked to anyone for a whole night, not even to her closest friend.

Too many words for a simple fact: I've found out that girls are just like guys. They're not helping you because they actually want to help you, they're doing it for your d!ck. I know that many guys are trying to get sex with this method, but I wasn't aware that girls could be able to do this too. Get them when they're hurt, right? I hate this world. Except for the Pit.

tl;dr: if a girl wants to help you, she wants your wee wee
Last edited by polyamorousXX at Sep 10, 2009,
#3
I'm sorry, all I could read was "I have no balls" over and over again.
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#4
no, your friends are jsut crazy and this happens at 12.
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#5
Everyone in that story came across as unintelligent. Don't have kids.
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#7
Quote by polyamorousXX



tl;dr: if a girl wants to help you, she wants your wee wee


Some might just feel bad for you.

Also, whining about your ex girl to other girls, equals friends zone. You seem to be well on your way to having lots of friends.
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Last edited by epic7734 at Sep 10, 2009,
#8
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Ok, and...

I got banned for saying that once. That was my 6th ban.


But seriously, you have a bunch of women wanting your dick and you didn't do anything?
#10
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I'm sorry, all I could read was "I have no balls" over and over again.

do you a life or is your penis just connected to your hard drive..
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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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#13
TL;DR:

TS has a gaping vagina.
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#15
Quote by polyamorousXX
hell I think I should hump them all. lifes too short



But I thought you had no penis from your other post.
#16
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I got banned for saying that once. That was my 6th ban.


But seriously, you have a bunch of women wanting your dick and you didn't do anything?

Really, I didn't know it was against the rules, this story really implies nothing.

and this.
grok it.

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#17
I didnt know UG had any lesbians...GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND **** SOMETHING!
Stop wallowing in sadness and wallow your penis in some poon
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
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#18
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TL;DR:

TS has a gaping vagina.

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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#19
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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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#20
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I'm sorry, all I could read was "I have no balls" over and over again.


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#21
oh woe is you, you had a girlfrind that broke up with you and bunch of girls are flattering you.

are you a troll?

also, don't touch the crazy.
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#22
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do you a life or is your penis just connected to your hard drive..

whoa BUDDY! you don't speak like that to Kensai!! are you INSANE?!
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#23
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I'm sorry, all I could read was "I have no balls" over and over again.

all I can read is TROLLTROLLTROLL since he has 2 posts outside of the pit and no pictures. he's obviously hideous, other women would not want to suck his dick, so I'm gonna *report this*
#24
you shouldn't have said that you cared about your ex you should have persuaded all of them to have your wee wee all at once.
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