Quote by maXterbat0r
That's a short friggin' article. Or is the rest of it missing?

This is what's known as a Press Release Masquerading as News. It's not a story. It's a well-placed ad. It just happens to be about underpants thieving monkeys.


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

Ohhh, I see.

Stupid Metro. Are they free there too?

(That is a cool story/advertissement, btw)
Quote by SteveHouse
It's not gnomes

Wait let me get this strait...

You're telling me that it's not gnomes that steal my guitar picks, but rather it's monkeys? Is this what you're saying?

My mind = Blown
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
Cactus Cactus?
Quote by boreamor
Thousands upon thousands of people yelling "IcyHot"...

Quote by imdeth
She looks like she has triforces in her eyes...

Quote by Nakon14
*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
'Locals were watching as the monkeys ran down the street with their smalls.'
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
I am disapoint...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
I saw the title, "Jellyfish Tosser Arrested," and I thought they meant the British version of tosser and my jaw went like this