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#1
so i just walked into my kitchen to get some water and i heard my parents having sex.
i need something to take my mind off of it. any ideas?
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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#2


Imagine him, singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGjC0wbUXzk

Lyrics for assistance:

You know this boogie is for real.

I used to buy my faith in worship,
But then my chance to get to Heaven sli-i-pped
I used to worry about the future
But then I threw my caution to the wind.
I had no reason to be care free
No no no, until I took a trip to the other side of town
Yeah yeah yeah, you know I heard that boogie rhythm
Hey- I had no choice but to get down down down down.

CHORUS

Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance,
All these bad times I'm going through just dance
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby

I feel the thunder see the lightning
I know this anger's heaven sent.
So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups
Because on the boogie I feel so hell bent
It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got
I know I never ever felt like this before,
I dont know what to do
But then that's nothing new,
Stuck between hell and high water
I need a cure to make it through.

Hey- dance, yeah nothing left for me to do but dance
All these bad times I'm going through just dance,
Hey, got canned heat in my heels tonight baby
You I got canned heat in my heels

You know this boogie is for real.

Only the wind can blow the answer
And she cries to me when I'm asleep
She says you know that you can go much faster
I know that peoples' talk can be so cheap
Yeah yeah
I got this voodoo child inveined on me
I'm gonna use my power to ascend
You know I got these burning heels to use
Sometimes there's no way to lose
I was born to run
And built to last
You'll never see my feet 'cause they move so fast

Dance…yeah, hey!
Nothing left for me to do but
Dance
All these bad times I'm going through just
Dance…Hey
Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight, baby

Dance!

Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party life

Canned heat in my heels tonight!

You know that this boogie if for real.
Got so much Canned Heat in my heels
Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight
Whoooooooo!
You know, you know this boogie
This boogie is for real

You know I'm gonna dance my blues away tonight
#3
Your dad's hairy ass being penetrated by your mother's strap on dick?


That's what I think about to get my mind o-


OH! Off of sex? Why would you ever want to do such a thing? Join in
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#4
Have sex with your dad to make your mom jealous.

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#5
Well they're probably gettin mo' then you

in all seriousness i walked in on my parents when i was 7 and from that point on they would just put the dresser in front of their door so i couldn't
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#7
Well first thing I'd have done to take my mind off it wouldn't be to take it to an internet forum...
Ego inflating praise here:
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C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#8
Sit outside their door and masturbate
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
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#9
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Well first thing I'd have done to take my mind off it wouldn't be to take it to an internet forum...

don't cop an attitude sir.
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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Genital Warts > What Separates Me From You


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#11
Quote by thesceneislame
so i just walked into my kitchen to get some water and i heard my parents having sex.
i need something to take my mind off of it. any ideas?

Looks like somebody is new to this! Enjoy it, silly.
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#13
Quote by thesceneislame
don't cop an attitude sir.

I'm not trying to "cop an attitude". I'm merely pointing out that discussing what you've just seen on an internet forum can hardly be conducive to forgetting about it.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#14
Quote by dgme92
I'm not trying to "cop an attitude". I'm merely pointing out that discussing what you've just seen on an internet forum can hardly be conducive to forgetting about it.

its helped a little, i no longer have that sick feeling in my stomach
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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Genital Warts > What Separates Me From You


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Genital warts, what separates me from you
#17
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Imagine him, singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGjC0wbUXzk

Lyrics for assistance:

You know this boogie is for real.

I used to buy my faith in worship,
But then my chance to get to Heaven sli-i-pped
I used to worry about the future
But then I threw my caution to the wind.
I had no reason to be care free
No no no, until I took a trip to the other side of town
Yeah yeah yeah, you know I heard that boogie rhythm
Hey- I had no choice but to get down down down down.

CHORUS

Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance,
All these bad times I'm going through just dance
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby

I feel the thunder see the lightning
I know this anger's heaven sent.
So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups
Because on the boogie I feel so hell bent
It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got
I know I never ever felt like this before,
I dont know what to do
But then that's nothing new,
Stuck between hell and high water
I need a cure to make it through.

Hey- dance, yeah nothing left for me to do but dance
All these bad times I'm going through just dance,
Hey, got canned heat in my heels tonight baby
You I got canned heat in my heels

You know this boogie is for real.

Only the wind can blow the answer
And she cries to me when I'm asleep
She says you know that you can go much faster
I know that peoples' talk can be so cheap
Yeah yeah
I got this voodoo child inveined on me
I'm gonna use my power to ascend
You know I got these burning heels to use
Sometimes there's no way to lose
I was born to run
And built to last
You'll never see my feet 'cause they move so fast

Dance…yeah, hey!
Nothing left for me to do but
Dance
All these bad times I'm going through just
Dance…Hey
Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight, baby

Dance!

Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna live this party life
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party life

Canned heat in my heels tonight!

You know that this boogie if for real.
Got so much Canned Heat in my heels
Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight
Whoooooooo!
You know, you know this boogie
This boogie is for real

You know I'm gonna dance my blues away tonight

is that the song from Napoleon Dynamite?
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#18
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is that the song from Napoleon Dynamite?

Indeed.

But, more importantly, it's Canned Heat by Jamiroquai.
#19
think about the squeaking of bed springs. then wish it was YOUR bed instead.
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#20
Have sex with your hand girlfriend, see who can make louder noises.

Or, run into their room screaming that you heard scary noises and ask if you can sleep with them tonight.
#21
You should take one of those fake snakes and covertly throw it on their bed. See how quick he pulls his man knob out of her and screams like a girl.


Or she could freak out and break his penis ...either way its amusing for me.
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#22
happens to me all the time. get up late at night to go to bathroom, walking close to their door.
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#24
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happens to me all the time. get up late at night to go to bathroom, walking close to their door.

i guess you arent going to tell me how to cope with it?
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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Genital Warts > What Separates Me From You


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#25
I used to sleep in the basement, and sometimes I'd hear the floor creak repeatedly in a semi-constant pattern.


It never lasted long so it didn't bother me to much.
#26
Sorry brah, I know how you feel, eventually it shall fade away.

Don't dwell on it.
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#27
get earplugs. or blast music really loud
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#28
Yell "Fire"

Because everyone knows the worst time for a fire is during sex.
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#30
Quote by thesceneislame
so i just walked into my kitchen to get some water and i heard my parents having sex.
i need something to take my mind off of it. any ideas?

Kitchen sex.....OH Yeah.

Either way, give your dad a high five for knock'n some milf booty.
epic7734
#31
Join them. The more the merrier right?
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#32
Slam your fist on the door. Tell them to quiet down in there.
#33
Become a heroin addict
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#34
i was really expecting/hoping the first post would be "fap"
i am left dissapointed
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#35
just shake it off. or fap. just think. if they never ****ed, you wouldn't exist.

edit: ^^^^fap fap fap fap fap fap
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#36
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just shake it off. or fap. just think. if they never ****ed, you wouldn't exist.

edit: ^^^^fap fap fap fap fap fap

its my mom and my step dad, so i would still exist
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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#37
Quote by vicarious46
Well they're probably gettin mo' then you

in all seriousness i walked in on my parents when i was 7 and from that point on they would just put the dresser in front of their door so i couldn't


I was 7 too when that happened, i walked in and caught them doing it on agianst a wall. they learned to lock the door.
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#38
You never even considered the possibility of accepting that your parents may enjoy sex, especially considering they are married?
#39
oh, then i would bust down the door and tell him to stfu or gtfo. tell mommy tits or gtfo
lol rofl this thread is a win
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