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Me and my friend apparently have the ****tiest luck in the world. We were walking by the school next to his house, and suddenly, we see a flashlight flickering about near the school. Before my compadre could finish saying "what's that" a cop car pulls up to us.

At this point, I feel I need to divulge some information: There has been a string of graffiti (it doesn't even look cool) causing damages amounting to a small fortune around my town in the past few months. Apparently the school was the scene of the most recent crime, and me and my friend just happened to be walking by.. In the middle of the night. What a ****ing pickle, right?

So me and my friend have no idea of the magnitude of the situation until 6 or so more cars come screaming from all angles, they search us (finding nothing) and put us in 2 different cop cars. Here's where it gets weird: The cop blatantly lies to my face several times.


"Your buddy says you guys might be on the tapes."

"No, I don't think he said that. We were walking several streets over in that direction, and just happened to be walking by when that officer stopped us. We're victims of circumstance, i'm sorry I can't be of more help."


They repeatedly told me my friend was divulging the 'whole story' and that if anything I said was a lie, the whole thing was going to be pinned on me. I didn't really know what to say except for "well alright then." Eventually the cops let us go, but the cop interrogating me had some final words.

"You the kind of person that likes to write on walls? Like to break things? I'd love to catch you another night."

"i'm not that kind of person, sorry. Take care"


Just thought it might be an interesting read. Thoughts?
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#4
inb4 cool story bro.


On topic, I hate Police officers like that. They seem to like abusing their power.
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"You the kind of person that likes to write on walls? Like to break things? I'd love to catch you another night."

"i'm not that kind of person, sorry. Take care"


That sounded very....sexual.
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That's good that you didnt try to be a smartass or anything, nice work
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#7
ive gotten pulled out of the car with guns pointed at me because someone saw an airsoft gun in my friends car and called the cops.
also some ****ty luck with cops
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Kidding, sorry man, sounds like quite the night.
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happened to me two years ago. Apparently two emo/scene/whatever kids basically destroyed everything is some guys house and cops thought it was me and my friend. Im 6'7 and tweakishly skinny, and hes average with a purple mohawk. we sat in a cop car for an hour in blazing cali heat and he gave me the whole "he says you guys did it" speach. it was a pain in the ass but a few days later it was on the local news and the 2 kids were short emo-ish kids still in middle school
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Fuk those police dose copz suck

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#15
That is harassment. It is just a technique now when you get arrested for grand theft because you are driving your own car, and they keep you there for an entire day without ever filing an actual charge. While that might seem like harassment completely legal.
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#17
That sucks. Even more cause is normally easy to tell if someone was using a spray can. Normally they have paint on the tips of their fingers.
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#18
yeah, cops are dicks. i have vandalism on my record cause me and a friend were playing wall ball in a tennis court. breaking and entering would have made sense seeing as how it was a gated tennis court. but vandalism? come on
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That sucks. Even more cause is normally easy to tell if someone was using a spray can. Normally they have paint on the tips of their fingers.


Yeah, I don't know why they kept us there so long. They checked both of our hands, AND searched us, finding nothing. Kind of absurd
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So if you saw two people late at night near the scene of a crime you wouldn't suspect a thing?
if the police believed everything suspects said they would be better cops right?

they were just doing their jobs. good blog though.
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"You the kind of person that likes to write on walls? Like to break things? I'd love to catch you another night."

"i'm not that kind of person, sorry. Take care"


That sounded very....sexual.


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TS, this reminds me of the time when I was walking through my school as a shortcut, my friend saw the gym door was open so we just walked in to see if anyone was there. Turns out, for some reason the alarm was activated while they hadn't closed and locked all the doors so the cops thought we were breaking and entering. We got off with a warning though so it's all good

Oh and, this cop found some pictures of chicks in bikini's on my phone (shuddup, I was young[er]), so he yells at me, asking me why someone under 18 has porn on their phone. ... I think I caught a few doughnut crumbs on my face that day.
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So if you saw two people late at night near the scene of a crime you wouldn't suspect a thing?
if the police believed everything suspects said they would be better cops right?

they were just doing their jobs. good blog though.


I understand how suspicious we must have looked, but the cop was harassing us to the extent of his power even though he had no actual evidence against us. That's what I find most jarring, at least
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I understand how suspicious we must have looked, but the cop was harassing us to the extent of his power even though he had no actual evidence against us. That's what I find most jarring, at least

I say again it could be worse he could have held you for 24 hours in JAC (Juvenile Assessment Center), or if you are of age then jail, with out charging you. He also could have pressed charges anyways and see what the judge has to say about it. Just be glad you got off
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Man, that sucks. All the cops in my town are incredibly cool and relaxed. Hell, some friends and I were walking back from this abandoned hospital in the middle of the night. One friend was holding a flashlight, and the other had a video camera in his hand. The cop just asked us how/what we were doing and to be careful.
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I got pulled over for speeding one night, which isn't the problem, the problem was how they went about it. They pull me over with their guns drawn and yell at me to step out of my vehicle and walk backwards to them. When I get to their car they push me on the hood and search me then one officer asks if I have anything in my car and I tell him I didn't but they call a drug dog in and out the damn thing in my car. They spend at least thirty minutes going through every inch of my car looking for god knows what. All I was doing was going a little too fast. Some cops can be real dicks
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I got pulled over for speeding one night, which isn't the problem, the problem was how they went about it. They pull me over with their guns drawn and yell at me to step out of my vehicle and walk backwards to them. When I get to their car they push me on the hood and search me then one officer asks if I have anything in my car and I tell him I didn't but they call a drug dog in and out the damn thing in my car. They spend at least thirty minutes going through every inch of my car looking for god knows what. All I was doing was going a little too fast. Some cops can be real dicks

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I got pulled over for speeding one night, which isn't the problem, the problem was how they went about it. They pull me over with their guns drawn and yell at me to step out of my vehicle and walk backwards to them. When I get to their car they push me on the hood and search me then one officer asks if I have anything in my car and I tell him I didn't but they call a drug dog in and out the damn thing in my car. They spend at least thirty minutes going through every inch of my car looking for god knows what. All I was doing was going a little too fast. Some cops can be real dicks

Sounds like someone in the police force didn't like you having a one night stand with their daughter.
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That's just massively stupid... normally you try to gain some evidence before you play the "your friend just confessed" shit.

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I got pulled over for speeding one night, which isn't the problem, the problem was how they went about it. They pull me over with their guns drawn and yell at me to step out of my vehicle and walk backwards to them. When I get to their car they push me on the hood and search me then one officer asks if I have anything in my car and I tell him I didn't but they call a drug dog in and out the damn thing in my car. They spend at least thirty minutes going through every inch of my car looking for god knows what. All I was doing was going a little too fast. Some cops can be real dicks


Maybe they thought you were somebody else. Perhaps your car and your looks resembled someone who had a warrant and was considered agressive.
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#32
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That's just massively stupid... normally you try to gain some evidence before you play the "your friend just confessed" shit.


Actually that is one of the best times you don't need any proof for a confession. All they usually need is a suspicion to want to play that card.
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Actually that is one of the best times you don't need any proof for a confession. All they usually need is a suspicion to want to play that card.


It would make more sense if they had some kind of proof I think. If I was arrested for something illlegal I've done I sure as hell wouldn't confess unless I knew for real they had some kind of evidence.

Maybe that's just me
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#34
a cop threaten to file a domestic on me because i stopped my brother from beating the f**k outta his girlfriend so yea PIG'S BLOW
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It would make more sense if they had some kind of proof I think. If I was arrested for something illlegal I've done I sure as hell wouldn't confess unless I knew for real they had some kind of evidence.

Maybe that's just me

That is the thing they have nothing to go on so there only hope is a confession. Divide and conquer and you don't know if he spilt the beans or not. Therefore if you crack that have a case if not better luck next time.
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That is the thing they have nothing to go on so there only hope is a confession. Divide and conquer and you don't know if he spilt the beans or not. Therefore if you crack that have a case if not better luck next time.

Also they think you will be quick to tell them if it was someone you know also.
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Cool story, bro.

I gotta say, you handled that extremely well.
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#38
Your friend is an informant. Take him out. Make him disappear, you know?
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F*ckin P.I.G's... shoulda shot them in the f*ckin face bitches ain't ****.
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story of my life.
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