#2
She must've had quite some stool.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
She must've had quite some stool.

You're a punny bastard, aren't you

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#6
Some would say she was sat on the toilet for two years.

I'm drawing a complete blank here.

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#8
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She must've had quite some stool.


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#10
That would stink!


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Stop your snickerin'!
I spent three years on that terlet!
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#16
Her skin had grown around the toilet seat?
why do all these crazy stories come from Southern states?
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#18
What a ****ty situation.
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#20
How...did this happen..?
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#21
Gotta love Kansas...gotta love it.
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#22
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Her skin had grown around the toilet seat?
why do all these crazy stories come from Southern states?

Kansas is the midwest.
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#23
I suppose logically now she would have to spend the next 3 or four months washing her hands.
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#24
The policeman looks like the boyfriend minus the beard.....
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#26
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I suppose logically now she would have to spend the next 3 or four months washing her hands.
Naturally.
With a sand blaster.
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