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Voting ends Friday the 4th @ 5pm Central Aus time (6:30pm GMT and 00:30 Central US- work it out for yourself for where you are)


Well here it is, bass forum awards 2009!!!
This year's categories are as follows:

Bass Forumer of the Year
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)
Best Avatar
Best North American
Best European
Best Australian
Best ROW
Best Thread
Thread That Deserves to Die Most
Biggest Spammer
Darwin Award
Most Helpful
Best Bass Related Group
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year
Best Signiture
Funniest User
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)
Funniest Guitard Incident
Biggest Drama Queen

I'm probably goinf g to regret this but feel free to vote for anyone you feel it should be awarded to (aka no shortlists) It'll take longer for me to count votes but will be more interesting
Also remember: one post per user and one nominee per category per post.
what am I getting myself into?

And....... GO!

EDIT: CAN PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE OR NOT BOTHER POSTING thank you.
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
Last edited by gilly_90 at Dec 1, 2009,
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Quote by dancesisidance
Bit early?


Apparantly not. Now vote or gtfo
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#5
I vote myself for every nomination.
And those who do not vote for me are pooping in their pants! all the time!!


P.S. what am I winning?
Cookie monster genocide my nation! HE MUST DIE MENS

Art is never finished it is only abandoned.

Real mitalhead don't give a f**k if it is Wensday or a dick in the a**
#6
Quote by Neim
theirs a bass chat?



Yes there is a bass chat


and im the only one that is ever in there
#8
Quote by C0_0kie
I vote myself for every nomination.
And those who do not vote for me are pooping in their pants! all the time!!


P.S. what am I winning?


You get the award for best signature - "Real mitalhead don't give a f**k if it is Wensday or a dick in the a** ", since I first came up with it in January 2009, about a grindcore concert that was on wednesday and everyone was annoeyd with that
#9
Quote by nesveikuolis
You get the award for best signature - "Real mitalhead don't give a f**k if it is Wensday or a dick in the a** ", since I first came up with it in January 2009, about a grindcore concert that was on wednesday and everyone was annoeyd with that

Yeah, when i saw it on ferrum i loled so hard, right after that i knew it had to be quoted
Cookie monster genocide my nation! HE MUST DIE MENS

Art is never finished it is only abandoned.

Real mitalhead don't give a f**k if it is Wensday or a dick in the a**
Last edited by C0_0kie at Sep 11, 2009,
#10
Quote by C0_0kie
Yeah, when i saw it on ferrum i loled so hard, right after that i knew it had to be quoted


Thanks for the honor of being quoted So you get my "Best signature vote"
#11
Ok folks this is the last warning. If we don't see some voting (actual, honest to god voting) going on--the warnings will ensue and this thread is going down.
#12
Bass Forumer of the Year- John Smith
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)-Later
Best Avatar-SMB
Best North American-Anarkee
Best European-skippy mongoose
Best Australian-Bass First
Best ROW-
Best Thread-Rate my gas
Thread That Deserves to Die Most-Later
Biggest Spammer-humanity
Darwin Award
Most Helpful-phil star
Best Bass Related Group-Later-Bass low end
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year: When we went on a rant of how freckin weird we all were!
Best Signiture-Later
Funniest User-Creeping jesus
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)-Rick-LP83 defiantly
Funniest Guitard Incident-Later
Biggest Drama Queen-Fitz

What about best mod
Most useless post ever
User with the most favourite bass.
Best bass drunk-im think im winning so far.(sorry)
Yamaha TRB1006
Fender MIA jazz bass
Hora Hybrid double bass
Hartke lh 500
Ev 606L
Epiphone les paul
Last edited by fatgoogle at Sep 11, 2009,
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Gonna sit down with a cup of tea, and work this all out...

Best Forumer of the Year - John Swift
Best Newcomer (Joined since November) - Gilly90
Best Avatar - Bassist Rising
Best North American - Anarkee
Best European - 6stringbasshred
Best Australian - Bass First
Best ROW - Giaco2112, for the UG Bass Album
Best Thread -
Thread That Deserves to Die Most - Songs You Should Learn
Biggest Spammer - The Humanity
Darwin Award -
Most Helpful - Phil Starr
Best Bass Related Group - UG Bass album
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year - Don't know, I'm never there.
Best Signature - Hobble
Funniest User -
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30) - Rick AKA LPS83
Funniest Guitard Incident - The 'chod'
Biggest Drama Queen - Must be Fitz. Just for that exit. If only he were here to read this

Blanks - to be decided. Must need more tea.
Last edited by creepingjesus73 at Sep 24, 2009,
#14
Bass Forumer of the Year- Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)- I'll go with Gilly_90
Best Avatar- Skater Dan0 (the banhammer line)
Best North American- slaptasticdave
Best European- skippy moogoose
Best Australian- bass first
Best ROW
Best Thread- talkbass thread
Thread That Deserves to Die Most- those metallica bassist ones were driving me nuts. having Newstead and Trujillo on the front page being the only thing moving was rather annoying.
Biggest Spammer- yeah, that'd be me. I think I've improved recently.
Darwin Award- can't remember his name...
Most Helpful- mmmm... tie between fitz and Dan0
Best Bass Related Group- not sure.
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year- dave.
Best Signiture- Del's is usually great, lets go with that.
Funniest User- Nutter 101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)- Rick
Funniest Guitard Incident- chod.
Biggest Drama Queen- me and Swift could probably split that for that retarded childish baritone guitar/bass crap we had last thanksgiving.
Quote by FatalGear41
I wouldn't call what we have here on the Bass Forum a mentality. It's more like the sharing part of an AA meeting.

Quote by Jason Jillard
HUMANITY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.


Warwick Fortress>>Acoustic AB50

http://www.myspace.com/rustingbloom
#15
Bass Forumer of the Year - Fitz, simply for being a bastard.
Best Avatar - Creepingjesus73
Best European - Fatgoogle
Best Thread - The 'pot your pictures' one
Thread That Deserves to Die Most - All threads about bass through guitar amps, or the threads that contain guitarists asking what the point of a bass is.
Biggest Spammer - I think it's me.
Most Helpful - Tam.
Best Bass Related Group - UG low end
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30) - Tam
Funniest Guitard Incident - That time they attempted to play a scale.


I think I should get the award for most sigged. Three so far.
And two of them are mods, that's got to count for something.
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Quote by the humanity
Best North American- slaptasticdave.




Bass Forumer of the Year- ME
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)- me (I wasn't in the discussion last year, I think I've come into my own since last awards)
Best Avatar- SMB
Best North American- Humanity
Best European- Nutter101
Best Australian- sonsie
Best ROW- don't know what this means
Best Thread- Fionce
Thread That Deserves to Die Most- not quite sure
Biggest Spammer- Skip
Darwin Award
Most Helpful- Humanity
Best Bass Related Group- the album one is cool
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year- not sure
Best Signiture- Anarkee
Funniest User- Fitz
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)- Tam?
Funniest Guitard Incident-
Biggest Drama Queen- Fitz
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
Last edited by slaptasticdave at Sep 12, 2009,
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Quote by slaptasticdave



don't let it go to your head.
Quote by FatalGear41
I wouldn't call what we have here on the Bass Forum a mentality. It's more like the sharing part of an AA meeting.

Quote by Jason Jillard
HUMANITY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.


Warwick Fortress>>Acoustic AB50

http://www.myspace.com/rustingbloom
#18
saving a front page spot

Bass Forumer of the Year- Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)- gilly_90
Best Avatar- Thegiaco2112, Bass First, Skater_DanO
Best North American- Bales, also known as, jazz_rock_feel
Best European- Ben
Best Australian- Bass First
Best ROW- watchingmefall
Best Thread- BPOTM
Thread That Deserves to Die Most- bass through guitar amp
Biggest Spammer- TheHumanity in a good way. < one of my fav's
Darwin Award- Narcotics
Most Helpful- Phil Starr
Best Bass Related Group- the bass militia,
Best Non Bass Related Group- The Streakers, thanks creepingjesus73
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year
Best Signiture
Funniest User- Nutter101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)- John Swift
Funniest Guitard Incident
Biggest Drama Queen- thefitz

Edits: many
Last edited by 83lespaulstudio at Sep 12, 2009,
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Bass Forumer of the Year: DeliriumBassist (Have no idea how to spell it)
Best Newcomer (Joined since November): Gilly_90
Best Avatar: SMB
Best Australian: Me, and if i can't vote for me, sonsie. I refuse to vote for gilly since he's from adelaide
Best Thread: The New Forum Plan v 2.0
Thread That Deserves to Die Most: bass into guitar amp!?!
Biggest Spammer: TheHumanity in a good way.
Most Helpful: Phill starr
Best Bass Related Group: Bass album
Funniest User: Nutter101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30): Anarkee
Biggest Drama Queen: Fitz
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Bass Forumer of the Year - fatgoogle
Best Newcomer (Joined since November) - gilly_90 for joining in the community head first
Best Avatar - me
Best North American - jazz_rock_feel if canada counts as north america. if not then Anarkee
Best European - Creepingjesus73
Best Australian - Bass First
Best ROW - jazz_rock_feel if canada doesn't count as north america
Best Thread - show off your bass v3
Thread That Deserves to Die Most - bass into guitar amp
Biggest Spammer - the humanity
Darwin Award - the next random guitard that falls in here and gets banned
Most Helpful - anarkee
Best Bass Related Group - bass militia
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year - i've not been in much this year but i want to say nick
Best Signiture - deliriumbassist
Funniest User - nutter_101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30) - anarkee
Funniest Guitard Incident
Biggest Drama Queen- thefitz
Quote by bassmanjoe08
Dan

Don't stop being you <3


Quote by fatgoogle
I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#22
I know who's gonna win biggest spammer

can't say I don't deserve it...
Quote by FatalGear41
I wouldn't call what we have here on the Bass Forum a mentality. It's more like the sharing part of an AA meeting.

Quote by Jason Jillard
HUMANITY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.


Warwick Fortress>>Acoustic AB50

http://www.myspace.com/rustingbloom
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Bass Forumer of the Year - Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November) - Pffft
Best Avatar - Ben
Best North American - humanity
Best European - Dan0
Best Australian - Uhhhhh...
Best ROW - thegiaco
Best Thread - Forum Plan
Thread That Deserves to Die Most - What Bass Amp for under $200
Biggest Spammer - humanity
Darwin Award - The guy who started that Talkbass thread
Most Helpful - Ben
Best Bass Related Group - Bass Militia (just cause I owned it for a very limited time)
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year - I haven't been in hardly at all and when I have, no one is there
Best Signiture - 83LesPaulStudio (I still love that quote)
Funniest User - Chris (is he even here any more?)
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30) - Anarkee (although se doesn't look a day over 23)
Funniest Guitard Incident -
Biggest Drama Queen - thefitz
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I shall fill in as i choose them - btw i'm Aussie

Bass Forumer of the Year: Delrium
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)
Best Avatar
Best North American
Best European
Best Australian
Best ROW
Best Thread
Thread That Deserves to Die Most
Biggest Spammer
Darwin Award
Most Helpful
Best Bass Related Group
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year
Best Signiture
Funniest User
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30): John Swift
Funniest Guitard Incident
Biggest Drama Queen: thefitz
Gear:
Washburn RB2500 (5 String)
Yamaha BB400 Fretless (1981)
Carlo Giordano 3/4 Upright (White)
Cort Action 4 (Stereo-fied)
Orange Bass Terror 500
Orange 1x15 Cab
Boss GT-6 Bass Multi-effects
#26
i'm gonna vote for myself as best newcomer just so I can get at least 1 vote
So that with good courage we say, “The Lord is my helper. I will not fear. What can man do to me?”

-Hebrews 13:6
#27
Bass Forumer of the Year- Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)- Gilly
Best Avatar- ME! (or Dan I can't vote for me...)
Best North American- humanity
Best European- Dan0
Best Australian- Bass First
Best ROW- Giaco
Best Thread- Show off your bass (especially v3)
Thread That Deserves to Die Most- bass through guitar effects
Biggest Spammer- Humanity
Darwin Award-?
Most Helpful-
Best Bass Related Group
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year
Best Signiture- C0_0kie (Cookie monster genocide my nation! HE MUST DIE MENS)
Funniest User- Nutter 101 (C0_0kie comes in close 2nd)
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)- John Swift
Funniest Guitard Incident- the chod (good reason I had it sigged for so long)
Biggest Drama Queen- fitzy (am I the only one who kinda misses him, even though he really, really annoyed me ?)
Quote by C0_0kie
guitar solo - "meh, every song got one"
bass solo - "OMGZ0R U IS PRO MENZ"


Quote by lucertia.
fapfapfapfapfapfap


burgerburgerburgerburger


Quote by DeAd-RiP
Sir I would like to sex your bass.
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Bass Forumer of the Year- Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November)- Gilly
Best Avatar- my avatar Mega Man rocks ftw
Best North American- Humanity
Best European- Dan0
Best Australian- Bass First
Best ROW- whatchmefall
Best Thread- I think the fitz's rig thread was *drool*
Thread That Deserves to Die Most- bass trough guitar amp
Biggest Spammer- Humanity
Darwin Award- Creeping Jesus
Most Helpful- Tams or Humanity
Best Bass Related Group the bass album made by ug'ers
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year
Best Signiture- C0_0kie
Funniest User- Nutter 101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30)- Tams
Funniest Guitard Incident- the chod
Biggest Drama Queen- fitzy

we should put an award for best Bass Player
Last edited by thegiaco2112 at Sep 12, 2009,
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how about biggest accomplishments or something like that too?

We should honor those who have accomplished a lot this year, like Ben!
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
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Quote by thegiaco2112
we should put an award for best Bass Player


That'll never be decided unfortunately.

Ben and myself never finished that Bass Wars, and so who's the best will never be known

(It was me).
In the bass chat:

<Jon> take the quote of me out your sig plx
<Jon> i hate seeing what i said around lol


Leader of the Bass Militia PM to join!



And now on BANDCAMP!


Officially the funniest member of the Bass Forum.
#32
Quote by Nutter_101
That'll never be decided unfortunately.

Ben and myself never finished that Bass Wars, and so who's the best will never be known

(It was me).


but... I won 2 bass wars in a row u u

well instead of best bass player we can make IDK best bass song or bess bass songwritter
Last edited by thegiaco2112 at Sep 12, 2009,
#33
^that's entirely dependant on the style you play. I think it should either be best funk player, blues player, etc or biggest achievement.


And we need a best rig award
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Bass Forumer of the Year - Anarkee
Best Newcomer (Joined since November) - N/A
Best Avatar - DeliriumBassist
Best North American - Humanity
Best European - Dan0
Best Australian - N/A
Best ROW - theGiaco2112
Best Thread - Show off your bass v3
Thread That Deserves to Die Most - all 4 vs. 5 string ones/pick vs. fingers ones
Biggest Spammer - guitards in bass forum
Darwin Award - see above
Most Helpful - DeliriumBassist/Humanity
Best Bass Related Group - N/A
#Bass Chatroom ***** of the Year - N/A
Best Signiture - DeliriumBassist
Funniest User - Nutter101
Best Senior Member (Minimum age 30) - 83LesPaulStudio
Funniest Guitard Incident - N/A
Biggest Drama Queen -thefitz
#35
best rig clearly goes to fitz tho
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#37
Does Jimi Hendrix count?
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#38
ZOMG WUT TEH FUXXORZ HOW CANZ l NOT BE BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN!??!???!!?!!??//!!?!?!111!!?!"??"!?!?

LOL WTFROFLMAOPMSLFAILPEN0RGUNNACOMMITSUICIDE

Edit: I was joking, but warning taken in good stride.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Sep 13, 2009,
#39
^ should that be reported or just laughed at?
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
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