#1
Honestly I thought everyone knew him or at least heard about him,
and at school I mentioned his name and no one knew who he was.

Now have they been locked in a closet in a russian basement or is Chuck not as popular as I thought?

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#4
No, you just made a stupid joke that got old years ago (I assume).

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. Never were funny. Vin Diesel ones were, and then Chuck Norris ones got straight retarded.
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#7
He's an internet meme. Doesn't mean he's famous in real life. Although I've watched texas ranger a couple of times, it's not that great of a show..
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#8
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No, you just made a stupid joke that got old years ago (I assume).

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. Never were funny. Vin Diesel ones were, and then Chuck Norris ones got straight retarded.


It's actually not a joke, i was serious
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Yeah, his facts are known worldwide
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#10
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No, you just made a stupid joke that got old years ago (I assume).

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. Never were funny. Vin Diesel ones were, and then Chuck Norris ones got straight retarded.


+1

They're not even funny.
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#11
chuck norris is the biggest pussy in the world, and if he thinks diferently he can come try and kick my ass
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#12
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It's actually not a joke, i was serious

Poster may have been referring to my post.

In which case...quit your hatin' dude, this is the Internet. Hatred is frowned upon.
#13
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Poster may have been referring to my post.

In which case...quit your hatin' dude, this is the Internet. Hatred is frowned upon.


nah i weren't referring to you

Yep internet is full of hate
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
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nah i weren't referring to you

Yep internet is full of hate

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#16
I wish I was in your position. Half my friends have only just found out about ancient internet jokes. Every day one of them will make a stupid Chuck Norris joke or go on about the game thinking they're being absolutely hillarious.

I wish they could at least try and come up with their own jokes.l
#17
he's Chuck Norris, thats all I have to say....
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#21
i had never known of chuck norris before i joined UG.

In fact, i still dont know why he is so well known, i just know that he is well known
#22
Bruce fucked him up, Chuck is nothing.
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#24
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Bruce fucked him up, Chuck is nothing.

+100000000000000000000000
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#26
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No, you just made a stupid joke that got old years ago (I assume).

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. Never were funny. Vin Diesel ones were, and then Chuck Norris ones got straight retarded.


Vin Diesel jokes?
#27
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#28
ive witnessed him beat up a bear
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#30
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Vin Diesel jokes?


Believe it or not, they were Vin Diesel jokes before they were Chuck Norris jokes. Someone got the bright idea of taking a few Vin Diesel jokes (which were actually funny) and changing the name to Chuck Norris. Then they exploded in popularity.
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#31
Clint Eastwood holds the spot in my life that is held by Chuck Norris for many people.
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#35
He doesn't have as many profile views as I do.
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Bruce Campbell > Chuck Norris
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