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#1
Pushups is the hardest type of workout I've ever done

My record just then was 10 consecutive pushups.

How many can the pit do?


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#3
+9000
or like 50 (im starting weight training in school so that number could increase significantly in a few months)
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#4
I can pull 50 easily, then after another 10 i fall on my face, wait a minute do more, until i get to like 120
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#6
40 pushups in a row is the most i've ever done.
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#7
10? :/ Umm I usually stop at 100-150
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#9
I think I am good for about 50 consecutively.
At one point, I used to be able to do about 85.

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#12
Before I started smoking I could do 50

Now I can do three..Tops.

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#15
10? get off the computer and do something. i can do 50 easy. and ppl say we americans are lazy.
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#16
Can anyone here do handless pushups?
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#17
I can do somewhere in the 40 range. I started doing the 100 Push-Up Challenge but kind of fell off after the 4th week. I'm gonna pick it back up again.
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It really all depends on what she looks like.
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#19
the most i've done is 10 consecutive push ups in my life. And that was because some army guy came to my school and made me.
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10? get off the computer and do something. i can do 50 easy. and ppl say us americans are lazy.

You know what else people say?
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#21
you guys should see how long you can take to do one push up (as in go really slow, take as long as you can)
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#24
I've been doin' **** pushups...
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#26
10? I wake up in the morning and do a quick 20-40 just to get me awake, and that's when my muscles are still atrophied from sleep...
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Yeah, about 10.
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#30
i could do maybe 20 out of my own will, but gun to my head, i could probably pump out forty.
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I did like 70 in a row before, I dunno now really.
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#33
68 in 2 minutes was the best I ever did on the PT test when I was in the army. I could still probably knock out 25 or 30
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I can do somewhere in the 40 range. I started doing the 100 Push-Up Challenge but kind of fell off after the 4th week. I'm gonna pick it back up again.


Yep, same here. Made it to week 4 on the 100 push-up challenge. I can do 50 consecutive. Not bad for a girl, right? ;-)
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10? get off the computer and do something. i can do 50 easy. and ppl say we americans are lazy.

sorry. fixed
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#38
What the hell is wrong with some of you guys?

I'm weak as hell and I can do 50-70.
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#39
20 now when i'm in bad shape

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What the hell is wrong with some of you guys?

I'm weak as hell and I can do 50-70.


You're also skinny as fuck. I weigh 215 lbs, making my push-ups quite difficult.

I was in a weightlifting class, and it is amazing the difference body weight makes when it comes to push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups, and dips.
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