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I have to give a speech in my speech class and I need some help with topics, any suggestions?

its supposed to be an informative speech
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#3
I usually have a music or guitar oriented theme, but quite frankly anything works (school appropriate though)
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#4
coming out to them that your gay?

should be a laugh :shurg:
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#5
lol I'm not gay though
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I did a speech in grade...10? about the legalization of pot.

Edit; It was improvised and I was high at the time.
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#8
This is a guitar (and bass) forum; your options are:

1. Music
2. Playing an instrument
3. Drugs

You just have to find a more specific topic within one or more of those options.
#9
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start with:
"ladys and gentlemen, 4chan has been getting a bad rep lately, but i want to change your opinion"


I like this one. It would be pretty funny if the people in your class actually knew what it was.
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I did a speech in grade...10? about the legalization of pot.

Edit; It was improvised and I was high at the time.


I've written reports for multiple classes about why pot should be legalized. Though, I don't smoke it myself.
#11
I recently did a speech on the internet for speech class, and since I didn't quite prepare for it I pretty much rambled on about 4chan for 5 minutes, and the class thought it was pretty funny.
#13
they would know what 4chan was
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#15
start a random speech then break and sing "never gonna give...." you could live action rick roll them.
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start a random speech then break and sing "never gonna give...." you could live action rick roll them.


As much as that sounds fun, I'm afraid my singing voice would ensue with lawsuits for making them all deaf
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As much as that sounds fun, I'm afraid my singing voice would ensue with lawsuits for making them all deaf



you could have a speech about how in some cultures being left handed is a sign of the devil, and go on about the different punishments and reasons behind this.. could be funny esp. since your left handed
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you could have a speech about how in some cultures being left handed is a sign of the devil, and go on about the different punishments and reasons behind this.. could be funny esp. since your left handed


oooh, this sounds likes a keeper, will write down this as a topic idea!
any other ideas?
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#19
Give a speech about how to give a speech. Lulz ensued when I did it.

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oooh, this sounds likes a keeper, will write down this as a topic idea!
any other ideas?


the life and struggles of bob sagat
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#21
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I believe my friend is doing that one
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I believe my friend is doing that one

Tell him you're doing something else, then go first

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#23
we actually have to sign up for speech order, I always go 13th
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I gotta remember this later this year.

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start a random speech then break and sing "never gonna give...." you could live action rick roll them.


This too.
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#25
lol
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#26
The merits of socialism and in particular a free public health system if you're in America.
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#27
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The merits of socialism and in particular a free public health system if you're in America.


but that would ensue with political debate
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#28
Or you being abducted by rednecks and republicans... That's what I'm hoping for.
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#29
yeahh.....no
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4chan sounds good...
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#31
I don't use 4chan at all though
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#32
Why the pit is FTW?
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#33
idk, just 4chan to me has less sense than the pit (which doesn't have much sense either) and people need not deal with anon's
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#34
I don't really understand what you said, so i'll make a another suggestion


do it on why you always pick number 13, and why number 13 is traditionally an unlucky number and the like.
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#35
which that could be tied into the left-handed (hand of evil) topic
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#36
Now you're using your noodle

*does that strange dance from that one show*
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#37
hrmm....I think I can put together another decent improv speech with this.

anyone have any guitar/music oriented idea's?
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#38
The fall have a good 30 years of history now i think. THat should have plenty of topics inside it.
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#39
except idk who "The Fall" is...
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#40
Oh, your missing out. They're a post punk band headed by Mark E. Smith. They've released something like 27 albums in 30 odd years, and the only consist member is mark. He kicks the entire band out after an album or so, or even a few months. They were championed by John Peel on radio 1, so you could mention him too. They released an album too long to be an E.P, and too short to be an L.P specifically so it couldn't be categorised or appear in the charts.

If not, I guess you could do the history of fender or gibson or something.
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