#1
I am in a bus with internets.

Discuss.

Also, i'm quite sure there's no other thread like this so, bugger off you thread police cops! (and I mean that in the nicest way)
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#2
wat



What is our world coming to!?!?!?!???
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#3
If you have a ****ing iPhone you deserve to die.

I'll allow other forms of mobile internet though.
#4
Awesome. I know that planes have internetz now, I did not know buses cool.

*discusses*
#5
Quote by adyhendrixc
If you have a ****ing iPhone you deserve to die.

I'll allow other forms of mobile internet though.



Oh I'm on a laptop, I think that's quite alright, wouldn't you say?
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-Yes I drew that tomato
-Yes it's a rapist
#8
**** man im on a bus mother ****er
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#10
neato, im in my room, do i get a high five?
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#11
Quote by AthenasGhost
**** man im on a bus mother ****er

actually it'd be, **** walking im on a bus mother****er.
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#12
Quote by Jazzoon
Oh I'm on a laptop, I think that's quite alright, wouldn't you say?


All is well.

Wait, buses have internet?
#13
Quote by AthenasGhost
**** man im on a bus mother ****er


**** trees I climb buoys motherf**ker
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-Yes I drew that tomato
-Yes it's a rapist
#14
Quote by Jazzoon
You think I would actually search that? Good god. Please go back to the thread police station

i hope you know theres not a police station
#16
Quote by pwnagegnome
neato, im in my room, do i get a high five?


I decree we should have HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE!
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-Yes I drew that tomato
-Yes it's a rapist
#17
Fuck your bus. I'm on a manatee.
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#19
Quote by adyhendrixc
If you have a ****ing iPhone you deserve to die.

I'll allow other forms of mobile internet though.



yeah!! good post!!
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#20
Well I'm on a boat.
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#22
(Shortayyyy) Aww ****
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****in toes
We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a bus (sailin on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the mother****in bus (bus, yeah)

I'm on a bus mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowin on a bus on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a bus

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a bus, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and ****
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a bus mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the **** up, this bus is REAL!!!}

**** land, I'm on a bus, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This bus engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this bus to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a bus
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big bus comin my way
Believe me when I say, I ****ed a mermaid

Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh


*wakes up, slowly realising that buses with built-in grills and rideable dolphins are still only a fragment of my imagination *


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Last edited by MushroomBomb at Sep 11, 2009,
#23
Quote by MushroomBomb
(Shortayyyy) Aww ****
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****in toes
We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a bus (sailin on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the mother****in bus (bus, yeah)

I'm on a bus mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowin on a bus on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a bus

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a bus, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and ****
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a bus mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the **** up, this bus is REAL!!!}

**** land, I'm on a bus, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This bus engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this bus to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a bus
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big bus comin my way
Believe me when I say, I ****ed a mermaid

Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh


*wakes up, slowly realising that buses with built-in grills and rideable dolphins are still only a fragment of my imagination *


i actually thought about changing all the lyrics to make it suitable for a bus, also had ideas for a parody vid, but i got lazy.
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#25
Quote by MushroomBomb
(Shortayyyy) Aww ****
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****in toes
We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a bus (sailin on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the mother****in bus (bus, yeah)

I'm on a bus mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowin on a bus on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a bus

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a bus, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and ****
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a bus mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the **** up, this bus is REAL!!!}

**** land, I'm on a bus, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This bus engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this bus to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a bus
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big bus comin my way
Believe me when I say, I ****ed a mermaid

Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh


*wakes up, slowly realising that buses with built-in grills and rideable dolphins are still only a fragment of my imagination *



You sir might possibly be one of my favourite people ever. I will offer you a triple high five (in succession AND simultaneously). do you accept?
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-Yes it's a rapist
#26
Quote by Jazzoon
You sir might possibly be one of my favourite people ever. I will offer you a triple high five (in succession AND simultaneously). do you accept?


Do I have to? Normally I'd be all for it, but in these Swine Flu-ridden times, it's hard to trust strangers' hands, if you know what I mean.


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#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
**** your manatee, im on a narwhal


Fuck your narwhal, I'm a mink.

I'm a semi-aquatic mammal, meaning that whilst you have to get off your manatees and narwhals when you reach dry land, I can just keep going.

Just wait till I've mastered flight, then you'll all be sorry.
#28
Quote by MushroomBomb
Do I have to? Normally I'd be all for it, but in these Swine Flu-ridden times, it's hard to trust strangers' hands, if you know what I mean.


Good god you're right! Disaster averted, my friend... Disaster averted...
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-Yes I drew that tomato
-Yes it's a rapist
#29
Quote by Minkaro
Fuck your narwhal, I'm a mink.

I'm a semi-aquatic mammal, meaning that whilst you have to get off your manatees and narwhals when you reach dry land, I can just keep going.

Just wait till I've mastered flight, then you'll all be sorry.

**** you mink, im a platypus

look at that ****.
im like a ****ing beaver, but with a bill and claws on dat bitch
dont u be hatin!!
#30
Quote by genghisgandhi
**** your manatee, im on a narwhal

I'll bet you are.
Riding point .

Quote by Minkaro
Fuck your narwhal, I'm a mink.

I'm a semi-aquatic mammal, meaning that whilst you have to get off your manatees and narwhals when you reach dry land, I can just keep going.

Just wait till I've mastered flight, then you'll all be sorry.

Minks> narwhals < Manatees.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
Platypi in MY THREAD? I'LL HAVE NONE OF THIS.

Nah i'm kidding, I effing love platypi

gotta go, bus is arriving at destination
OI!

-Yes I drew that tomato
-Yes it's a rapist