#1
so im goin out to a party with some friends tonite, and i wont no many people. what should i say to get numbers n whatever?
#3
Just walk up to random girls and stick your face in their boobs. I've heard they love that.
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Just walk up to random girls and stick your face in their boobs. I've heard they love that.


...actually... this has worked before

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#5
I would suggest talking to them and ask for their number later.
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#6
If you meet a girl, and she says h to you or whatever, the first thing you say to her is "**** no, bitch. I don't want yo numbah."


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#7
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So I'm going out to a party with some friends tonight, and I won't know many people. What should I say to get numbers?


You should probably talk like this.
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#9
Just talk with people randomly.
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yeh but how should i approach them


with something interesting and engaging to say.
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#14
You should run up to them and just rape them. Chicks love that.
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#15
Approach them unseen from behind and stand there for a few minutes. Then whisper it in their ear.
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yeh but how should i approach them


With beers in hand.
#19
You could start it off with a joke...

"Hey cutie, wanna hear a joke?" "Sure" "Women's rights... ololol" ...

Outcome A: "Ahaha you're so funny, let's make babies."
Outcome B: *protect the nuts*

Or you could just try talking to them and asking for their number later.... or get them drunk first if need be.
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#20
Be a complete asshole.
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#21
Girls don't like that... What are you? fourteen? sorry but from the looks of it... You don't have game
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#22
Just talk to them, make conversation, make them laugh, make it flirty then when the tension peaks lean in for a kiss

Can't believe I just gave a serious answer, but it sounds like you need help bro
#23
Draw a smiley face on your penis, and where make where the hole is the mouth.

Or you could just act chill all night, try and find some common interests, and before you leave ask for their number/Facebook/MySpace or whatever.

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so im goin out to a party with some friends tonite, and i wont no many people. what should i say to get numbers n whatever?

Good opportunity to get incredibly wasted.
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Stay sober. Wait for the chicks to get drunk, and bang away.


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#29
Be loud and obnoxious like all the other cool kids.
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#31
If there is drinking, get a buzz going, but don't get hammered. Seriously, don't be that guy that gets so drunk no one wants to be around him; and don't spend the night praying to the porclean god. As far as women goes, here's a decent idea:
If they are standing near a table (make sure its steady, don't fall over bwaha) smoothly walk up and lean on the table and tell them your name... sounds really douchey and it is, but who gives a ****, girls love confidence and you WANT to get laid don't you?
Oh, and if you are looking for a one night stand, LIE. Lie about EVERYTHING. Girls won't question it, but don't do it if you're competing for some chick, as a guy may call you out on your bull****.

Otherwise, be chill, be slick, be confident, and use protection.
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You could start it off with a joke...

"Hey cutie, wanna hear a joke?" "Sure" "Women's rights... ololol" ...

Outcome A: "Ahaha you're so funny, let's make babies."
Outcome B: *protect the nuts*


This. Nothing works better than a nice sexist joke when trying to hook up with women

I suggest you immediately go to outcome B after trying this out.
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If there is drinking, get a buzz going, but don't get hammered. Seriously, don't be that guy that gets so drunk no one wants to be around him; and don't spend the night praying to the porclean god. As far as women goes, here's a decent idea:
If they are standing near a table (make sure its steady, don't fall over bwaha) smoothly walk up and lean on the table and tell them your name... sounds really douchey and it is, but who gives a ****, girls love confidence and you WANT to get laid don't you?
Oh, and if you are looking for a one night stand, LIE. Lie about EVERYTHING. Girls won't question it, but don't do it if you're competing for some chick, as a guy may call you out on your bull****.

Otherwise, be chill, be slick, be confident, and use protection.

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