#1
THIS IS NOT A RELIGION RANT

So yesterday I was in my english class at my high school. We're studying myths, and we were put into small groups to make posters. This kid asks me if I believe in Heaven, and I said yes. He then asked me if I believed in Hell, and I said yes; you can't have one with out the other. He says, "You know that we proved that the only thing in the middle of the earth is a core. Hell doesn't exist." That kid obviously doesn't understand the difference between the literal and the figurative. I didn't come to the Pit for sympathy, since most of you are Atheists anyways.

Anybody got similar stories (not necessarily religion based)?
#2
That kid was retarded

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#4
Nah. Other than people who say the Bible is 100% accurate.
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#6
Wait...literal vs. figurative? This isn't literal or figurative, but spiritual or physical. You're the idiot.
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And even though I'm an atheist, I'd agree that people like that are complete retards.
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Wait...literal vs. figurative? This isn't literal or figurative, but spiritual or physical. You're the idiot.


Ehh, i got the title wrong. I couldn't think of anything else, but it's definitely not spiritual vs physical. Everybody knows Hell isn't in the center of the earth. Maybe metaphorical vs physical? Idk.

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It's not a versus thread like "Fender vs. Gibson". I'm not asking whether people prefer the literal or the figurative.
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#11
err please explain to me why you can't have a heaven without a hell (or the other way around)?

I think you're both retarded

And what point could there possibly be in a figurative heaven/hell?
#12
So what about that part that says jesus ascended UP into heaven? Or was hell figurative and heaven is literal? Wait what?
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err please explain to me why you can't have a heaven without a hell (or the other way around)?

I think you're both retarded

And what point could there possibly be in a figurative heaven/hell?


I meant figurative/literal in location terms, sorry. And if there's a Heaven for the believers, then there must be a place for the non-believers, hence Hell. But I'm going to stop, this isn't the religion thread.
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Kill urself nd find out 4 sure ololololol.

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