#1
Well i am having the most boring and uneventful saturday nights in a while so for some reason i decided to lurk my own profile (strange, i know), and when i was doing that i realized something awesome.........


TODAY IS MY 2 YEAR UG-ANNIVERSARY, Cake and hoes for all!!!



Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#2
I call the clean one. Somebody may call sloppy seconds, but it is unlikely that they will get them.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#3
Ill take the blonde one with the black dress and a slice of cake to go pls
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Carvin DC 200
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MIsfits Skullbusters strings
#5
I'm not fussy, I'll take any of them.

Happy anniversary m8

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
Quote by lordofthefood1
I call the clean one. Somebody may call sloppy seconds, but it is unlikely that they will get them.


Don't worry my good man, theres enough to go around

We can get Kensai to test them for crabs for us, if you know what i mean.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#7
Quote by blue_strat
Who, the guy in the background?

The girl in the back that you can barely see.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#8
shotty the one kneeling and a slice of cake...

Happy 2 Years, Man!

my 2 year is this coming up Dec. 26
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#9
Quote by TOMMYB22
Don't worry my good man, theres enough to go around

We can get Kensai to test them for crabs for us, if you know what i mean.

Good idea. He's built up an immunity to sexually transmitted diseases.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#10
Quote by TOMMYB22
Don't worry my good man, theres enough to go around

We can get Kensai to test them for crabs for us, if you know what i mean.


Why, is he a fisherman?
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#11
Thanks for coming guys, my e-life is a lot more fun than my real life right about now so i figured this could help me waste 10 minutes at the least.

Now, before you do anything hasty, you guys can have one of two choices:

This:


Or this:
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#12
Oh f*ck yeah, placentas are better than those latex pieces of shit.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#13
Quote by TOMMYB22
Thanks for coming guys, my e-life is a lot more fun than my real life right about now so i figured this could help me waste 10 minutes at the least.

Now, before you do anything hasty, you guys can have one of two choices:


Or this:


How is that going to stop her getting pregnant?!
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If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#14
hard choice, but i think ill go with the rubber

Quote by Jacoiskoby
How is that going to stop her getting pregnant?!


as UG's in house gynecologist, i'm authorized to answer this question: spaghetti
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#15
Quote by Fat-bastard0603
Oh f*ck yeah, placentas are better than those latex pieces of shit.


Exactly, and i'll finally have something that will fit on my ridiculously large pen0r.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#16
Screw wearing a condom. If she gets pregnant i'll just make her have a self-terminating pregnancy.

And by that I mean this
PM me for newts
#17
Quote by StewieSwan
Screw wearing a condom. If she gets pregnant i'll just make her have a self-terminating pregnancy.

And by that I mean this

careful... you might loose a hand
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#18
Quote by StewieSwan
Screw wearing a condom. If she gets pregnant i'll just make her have a self-terminating pregnancy.

And by that I mean this



Thanks Stewie, but i think we should leave that to the professionals

Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#20
Quote by Holy.
I should shoot you.


I should make a witty highbrow remark by now, but i'm not.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#21
Bags the flasher in the middle and a piece of cake. She looks like she'd give it out, plenty.
#22
Quote by BGSM
Bags the flasher in the middle and a piece of cake. She looks like she'd give it out, plenty.


Well the 2 in the front and center look ripe for the pickin' if you want a 3-way.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#24
The girl in the right and a slice of cake please?
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