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I was walking home yesterday around 11:30 pm when I saw a man in a wheelchair facing away the road. I saw him from a distance so I thought that he was waiting for someone.

When I came closer, I said ''Good evening'' as I thought that would be polite. He looked at me for a few seconds and said ''Good evening'' to me.

Then I accidentally looked in his lap, and saw that he was jerking off. I was quite disgusted, and disturbed that he was watching me while masturbating. I couldn't help myself but to chuckle a bit while walking away, don't know if he heard it. So yeah I'm quite disturbed with this. What's worse, I see this man almost every day, as he lives nearby.

tl;dr: saw a man in a wheelchair masturbating while looking at me awkardly.
#3
jesus christ, man..
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never post stuff like this in the pit, it'll take a turn for the worst...
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#11
Did he say.

"Why don't you have a seat over here?"

And pointed at his lap?
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#12


So this guy is just wanking off on the street and suddenly some kid comes up and says "good evening"?
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#13
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Dude he's in a wheelchair, you should have helped him out.



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#14
Oh man, today me and my cousin were walking down the street and some old lady sitting on a bench said "Good afternooooooon, boys" all weird. Kinda scared me actually. Thought she was gonna rape us or something.
#15
You were sexually abused...

Enjoy your intense emotional problems and relapses to this event as an adult.
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#16
o christ!
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#18
Oh Lord

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#19
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Dude he's in a wheelchair, you should have helped him out.




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So this guy is just wanking off on the street and suddenly some kid comes up and says "good evening"?


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well you should've given him a tissue. you would've prevented him from rolling to a supermarket and buying some while disturbing people with the smell of his white sauce
#22
Does he live on his own and that? Unless he's like, a paedophile or something, it sounds like he might be going round the bend.
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#23
Honestly I think the best part of the story is that the dude actually said "Good evening" back
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#24
Sons of Anarchy anyone?
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Dude he's in a wheelchair, you should have helped him out.

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Does he live on his own and that? Unless he's like, a paedophile or something, it sounds like he might be going round the bend.


I think he lives with his parents. He's like 30-35 years old.
#28
So I was like sitting in my wheelchair having the usual facing-away-from-the-road fap, when all of a sudden, this kid comes up and says "Good evening"! What's up with that?
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#31
You should totally have pushed his wheelchair down the road at full speed while he wanked into the oncoming wind.
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tl;dr: saw a man in a wheelchair masturbating while looking at me awkardly.


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You should totally have pushed his wheelchair down the road at full speed while he wanked into the oncoming wind.

I lol'd 30 seconds
#38


I'm seriously laughing so much right now!

Just the way he replies "Good evening!" and continues fapping. Genius!

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#39
Was he calling you a dirty ***** under his breath? You should have "accidentally" bent over for him so he could get a full view of that ass.
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