Poll: Did you ever think 'Thesaurus' was a dinosaur?
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View poll results: Did you ever think 'Thesaurus' was a dinosaur?
YES
26 22%
no
66 56%
I heard they went extinct, yo
25 21%
Voters: 117.
#1
Sadly, no stupid grammar school.
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#2
No, that's pretty retarded.


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#4
I don't think Dinosaurs spoke English, for one thing. Another thing, do you really think they identified each other verbally? Maybe if they accidently shouted something while mating but even then it's a long shot.
#6
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I don't think Dinosaurs spoke English, for one thing. Another thing, do you really think they identified each other verbally? Maybe if they accidently shouted something while mating but even then it's a long shot.

I don't know about you, but whenever I'm making love I always shout out "pachycephalosaurus!" during climax.

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#7
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I don't think Dinosaurs spoke English, for one thing. Another thing, do you really think they identified each other verbally? Maybe if they accidently shouted something while mating but even then it's a long shot.


If this is so, then modern death metal growls must be a descendant of our ancient ancestors.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#8
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I don't know about you, but whenever I'm making love I always shout out "pachycephalosaurus!" during climax.


archaeopteryx must be jealous
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#9
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I don't know about you, but whenever I'm making love I always shout out "pachycephalosaurus!" during climax.



Parasaurolofus in your face!
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#10
Thesaurus, was THE Saurus of all dinosaurs.....that was ap retty bad joke but meh, I like bad jokes :P

hmmm i never thought about this b4...but how did dinosaurs mate? I mean some of them were rather spikey...imagine tryin to mount a stegasaurus?
#11
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Thesaurus, was THE Saurus of all dinosaurs.....that was ap retty bad joke but meh, I like bad jokes :P

hmmm i never thought about this b4...but how did dinosaurs mate? I mean some of them were rather spikey...imagine tryin to mount a stegasaurus?


that's why they're armour plated.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#12
I used to have to break out a Thesaurus Rex on my old writing group in Newspaper class because they all sucked at writing. Man I miss high school...
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#13
I though a lot of dumb things as a kid, but that is not one of them.
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#14
I'd probably have thought it was a dinosaur had I not been taught the real meaning as soon as I heard the word.

... Have you heard the word?
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#15
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I'd probably have thought it was a dinosaur had I not been taught the real meaning as soon as I heard the word.

... Have you heard the word?


heard what word?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#16
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heard what word?


A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
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#17
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heard what word?


Bird is the word!

EDIT: DAMN YOU!! ^^
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#18
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heard what word?


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#19
why do I feel like the idiot in here?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#20
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No, that's pretty retarded.






Pretty damn good first post.
#21
wait a ****ing minute

I thought it was Tehsaurus


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#22
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wait a ****ing minute

I thought it was Tehsaurus




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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#24
Yes, thanks to that goddamn Arthur episode.

I still wonder what word he taught DW to make Arthur stfu. Must be a racial slur.
#26
No, sorry, it has never crossed my mind either. Although, what's another word for thesaurus?


...


OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#28
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!


AAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!?!?!? It ook mel ong enough to get that dmn song out of my head after watching the episodeo f family guy!!! But on a side note I did crease up withl aughter once reading your post...
#29
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?


Doyathinkhesaurus ololololololol.




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AAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!?!?!? It ook mel ong enough to get that dmn song out of my head after watching the episodeo f family guy!!! But on a side note I did crease up withl aughter once reading your post...


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#30
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I don't know about you, but whenever I'm making love I always shout out "pachycephalosaurus!" during climax.


Is it because you and you...erm...partner are penis fencing and can only bump "heads"?