Poll: Are YOU blind?
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View poll results: Are YOU blind?
No
94 43%
No
125 57%
Voters: 219.
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#3
Quote by the fendernator
I don't get it. There are lots of blind guitarists out there, but I haven't seen any blind forumers posting on Ultimate Guitar.com

Maybe you're the blind one...
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Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#4
There actually was a blind UG user who made a thread about himself.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
You've waited 6 years to do that joke? I'd boo you if you could hear it.
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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
There was some blind dude around here a while ago, he said he used some program that reads everything out to him.
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#11
This is one of the lamest joke threads ever.
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#12
wow.
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Whats wrong with asking a girl what kind of cheese she likes?

LOUD NOISES
#13
Quote by thefuzz454
There was some blind dude around here a while ago, he said he used some program that reads everything out to him.

I wonder if he uses UG Classic or UG Black

lololololollololololololollolonot funny but quite sad and offensive
#14
That was the joke...?
Terrible joke is terrible

terrible meme is terrible
Last edited by tattyreagh at Sep 12, 2009,
#18
Quote by Karvid
There actually was a blind UG user who made a thread about himself.
I do in fact remember that thread...
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#19
this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen. TS you failed so hard its a boarder-line win
#21
Leave the Pit, and NEVER return.
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#24
Quote by thefuzz454
There was some blind dude around here a while ago, he said he used some program that reads everything out to him.


This.
I've met blind people over skype and the like and with text there's some program that reads everything to them.. like fuzz said.
#27
Quote by the fendernator
The poll's looking good. If you are blind and can't see the poll then I can tell you that the second option, "No" is currently in the lead.

Well, this isn't even a troll thread. Its just a bad one.
#29
Quote by the fendernator
You probably shouldn't mock blind people


Not even this can redeem yourself. Your opening post was so bad... Not the "That's a racist joke" type of bad, the Dane Cook type of bad.
Last edited by tattyreagh at Sep 12, 2009,
#31
Quote by Karvid
There actually was a blind UG user who made a thread about himself.

I believe this is how that thread went:

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Quote by brandon369852
lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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#33
Quote by classicrockboy
I believe this is how that thread went:

sdfhjklj fnklsdfjs fjdkslf jwmwe rloijfd9 gjkeflvnds vnmwoirtu8vd rjgkloer0fjlsd rghdgionveui9. fdifjioe fjd fepf gjidfopegf eop vjkpegj jkd ieov e epviv rjsdl kvioprj weoijv.



I'll quote somebody here:
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Lol U R Hilarious!


and again, here:
Quote by the fendernator
You probably shouldn't mock blind people



The future's bright though.

This bleak outlook is changing, however, as availability of assistive technology increases, accompanied by concerted efforts to ensure the accessibility of information technology to all potential users, including the blind. Later versions of Microsoft Windows include an Accessibility Wizard & Magnifier for those with partial vision, and Microsoft Narrator, a simple screen reader. Linux distributions (as Live CDs) for the blind include Oralux and Adriane Knoppix, the latter developed in part by Adriane Knopper who has a visual impairment. The Macintosh OS also comes with a built-in screen reader, called VoiceOver.

The movement towards greater web accessibility is opening a far wider number of websites to adaptive technology, making the web a more inviting place for visually impaired surfers.
#34
Quote by Zoot Allures
*reported*


So what do you get a semi or something for reporting a thread? Does your mummy give you a pat on the back?

It's a light hearted joke that has already been summed up here:

Quote by -tempest-
TS you failed so hard its a boarder-line win



Pull your dick out of your ass and learn to appreciate a more diverse array of humour. The thread title was a quote from my friend earlier, I thought you guys would find it funny.
Last edited by the fendernator at Sep 12, 2009,
#35
Quote by captaincrunk
JAWS probably

omg this forum would be so bad on JAWS, that thing takes forever and cannot read for crap (I had a blind kid at my school and we used to write funny things and have JAWS read it (back before windows speech cos our computers older))
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Now say his name.....
#36
Quote by the fendernator
You probably shouldn't mock blind people

Quote by the fendernator
Pull your dick out of your ass and learn to appreciate a more diverse array of humour.

Contradiction much?
#38
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Blind people can use forums. They just use a screen-reader or something similar.


and dont they have brail keyboards?
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tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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ilikeyou.

not hated
#39
Quote by the fendernator


Pull your dick out of your ass and learn to appreciate a more diverse array of humour. The thread title was a quote from my friend earlier, I thought you guys would find it funny.


No-one found it funny and now you have taken to insulting people because we don't have a "diverse array of humour".
#40
Quote by Z_cup_boy



works like this, except with a keyboard.

1) Is that Stevie or Ray I can't tell, it looks like Ray Charles but I'm unsure.
2) He has a keyboard olololololol
Last edited by cornmancer at Sep 12, 2009,
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