#3
PM me your credit card details then.
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#4
100 fat chicks.
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#5
Alcohol
Gear n Shizz:

Washburn X50 Pro
Epiphone Korina Explorer
Line 6 Flextone III 75w
#7
A £100 hooker or a hundred £1 hookers.
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#8
Quote by Kensai
100 fat chicks.

or a 1000 really fat chicks.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#10
A searchbar.

We've already had a thread IDENTICAL to this in the past 24 hours.

*reported*
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#12
Quote by RG5EX1
A searchbar.

We've already had a thread IDENTICAL to this in the past 24 hours.

*reported*

dont buy this guy hes gay
#14
Quote by Kensai
100 fat chicks.


or 1,000 really fat chicks?
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Antisocial Behaviour Order. A chav's equivalent of GCSEs.
#16
220 kilograms. ah, i love being american. SUCK IT BITCHES
dont take any guff from these bastards man

Quote by Fenderhippie69
I only smoke when I've been drinking and I only drink when I've been smoking.
#21
^^ top or bottom half?


Quote by BK202
Or 5,000 somewhat huge fat chicks?


how about 2387 somewhat fat chicks, and a giraffe?
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#23
Drugs, clothes, impressing a women or something guitar related.

First 3 for the win.
#24
Quote by fretsofthebeast
^^ top or bottom half?


how about 2387 somewhat fat chicks, and a giraffe?

**** that!
I was thinking spliting down the middle!
but, in seriousness the bottom half because that is all men really need.
#25
Quote by BuckleyFanTom
dont buy this guy hes gay


So I'm gay now huh?

That logic is terrible.

All I'm saying is that we have had this thread so many freaking times that I am sick of it. That doesn't make me a homosexual nor attracted to the same sex in any way, shape or form.

lrn2gay
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#26
Quote by RG5EX1
So I'm gay now huh?

That logic is terrible.

All I'm saying is that we have had this thread so many freaking times that I am sick of it. That doesn't make me a homosexual nor attracted to the same sex in any way, shape or form.

lrn2gay


How about you don't click it instead of coming in and taking the time to say you don't like these threads?
#27
Quote by spiderjerusalem
220 kilograms. ah, i love being american. SUCK IT BITCHES

fail.
kilo > lb
100lbs = 45kg
go home and learn proper measurements.
#28
Quote by supafunkyone
How about you don't click it instead of coming in and taking the time to say you don't like these threads?

Yeah, it's like saying why would you have sex with pamela anderson and just complain about it because so many had done it before.
#29
I was going to say go to a srip club, but then I realised that you're from St Neots, which is probably at least 50 miles from any strip clubs.

EDIT: To the poster above, I wouldn't do Pam, I don't want hepititis.
#30
Quote by Wednesday Bass
fail.
kilo > lb
100lbs = 45kg
go home and learn proper measurements.


****. im used to going kg to lb
dont take any guff from these bastards man

Quote by Fenderhippie69
I only smoke when I've been drinking and I only drink when I've been smoking.
#31
Quote by RG5EX1
So I'm gay now huh?

That logic is terrible.

All I'm saying is that we have had this thread so many freaking times that I am sick of it. That doesn't make me a homosexual nor attracted to the same sex in any way, shape or form.

lrn2gay

I think your gay
#32
Quote by TEK34
I was going to say go to a srip club, but then I realised that you're from St Neots, which is probably at least 50 miles from any strip clubs.

EDIT: To the poster above, I wouldn't do Pam, I don't want hepititis.


Or anything else she has
#33
Quote by Streetking07
I think your gay

Idk why, but for some reason this reminds me of that part in Russell Brand: New York where he reads the death threats and the b*tch boy part comes up.

EDIT: Here's the link. Its a little after 5:20 and it goes to about 8:05. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhSbaIq3GGY

"I assume this is a covert homosexual advance, which I accept! Yours Sincerly, B*tch Boy!"
Last edited by BK202 at Sep 12, 2009,
#34
Quote by RG5EX1
So I'm gay now huh?

That logic is terrible.

All I'm saying is that we have had this thread so many freaking times that I am sick of it. That doesn't make me a homosexual nor attracted to the same sex in any way, shape or form.

lrn2gay

Don't buy this guy, he's totally homosexual. Damn 09'ers.

Serious Reply: something from http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/gentlemans.php

EDIT: fixed link.


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
Last edited by cho0onger at Sep 12, 2009,
#36
Apart from the fat hookers I would say:
1 - Buy a couple of albums cheap of the internet
2 - Guitar pedal
3 - Buy a lead that connects MP3 player to car or stereo

That should come to £100 smackers