Poll: Would you want to be adopted by Elton John
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View poll results: Would you want to be adopted by Elton John
Yes
75 56%
No
59 44%
Voters: 134.
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#4
holy crap, I sure would!!

EDIT: I never met my father, so if I could have Elton as a subsitute dad, oh yeah!!
#5
u could learn alot from him but i dunno...
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#7
Sure only because we were born on the same day(March 25th).

Edit:Also I never met my real father. Haha
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#9
Quote by lucertia.

**** yeah I would, we could have sexy slumber parties alot of fun.
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#11
yeah, if I didn't have parents already that is.
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#16
Quote by MightyAl
If by 'adopted', you mean 'bent over and anally interfered with', then no.



#17
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Elton John is awesome as anything. Even when he was a huge coke head. Hell, he's a huge fan of Alice in Chains to boot.

What?

I need linkage to said claim.
#18
Quote by Kensai
**** yeah I would, we could have sexy slumber parties alot of fun.


Or you could have sexy shut the fuck up
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#21
That would be epic.

Quote by LegsOnEarth
You would live with the ridicule of having 2 dads forever

Then your dads can go beat up the ridiculing kids dad.
#22
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Elton John is awesome as anything. Even when he was a huge coke head. Hell, he's a huge fan of Alice in Chains to boot.



Google shows he is gonna be on the AIC album but i dont imagine him liking anything but jar of flies.
#24
Awww he'll be soo small, then someone should teach him to dance because then he'll be a....?

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#25
Or you could have sexy shut the fuck up
Tsk, tsk.
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#26
Quote by LegsOnEarth
You would live with the ridicule of having 2 dads forever

"My dad could beat up your dad"
"My dads would shag your dad".
#27
Quote by MightyAl
"My dad could beat up your dad"
"My dads would shag your dad".

And your dad'll enjoy it!
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
He's a big fan of Eminem.



Yeah but that is just because he is a homophobe. He loves it.
#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist
He's a big fan of Eminem too. Even though he mainly plays pop, Elton John has written a lot of rock songs in his time.

Elton John is a ****ing badass, and he's open minded enough to listen to more modern music.

if only I were half as awesome as him
#32
Quote by CoreysMonster
Elton John is a ****ing badass, and he's open minded enough to listen to more modern music.

if only I were half as awesome as him


He also helps out a lot of famous junkies in rehab, because he's been through it all before.

Plus, only EJ can pull off those sunglasses.
#33
Quote by Deliriumbassist
He also helps out a lot of famous junkies in rehab, because he's been through it all before.

Plus, only EJ can pull off those sunglasses.

only EJ can wear those sunglasses and actually SURPRISE everyone when he comes out as being gay
#35
I said yes because I'm a musician, and can appreciate what he would have to teach. But I think he's too old to be adopting a kid. Though when he was younger it would have been more controversial for a gay man/couple to adopt a kid, so it's fair.
#37
Hell yes. Someone who supports my want to get into music, has awesome sunglasses and could probably get me a nice pair, has money so that I can actually afford to build the home studio I have half built amateurly, I don't see any issue.
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#38
Quote by necrosis1193
Hell yes. Someone who supports my want to get into music, has awesome sunglasses and could probably get me a nice pair, has money so that I can actually afford to build the home studio I have half built amateurly, I don't see any issue.

#39
Quote by bendystraw
As long as he isn't on mars at the time.
If he is, it might be a long long time.
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#40
Elton John is amazing. His music from the early seventies was mad wicked sick.
And yeah, what a lucky kid, I'd kill to be Elton John's adopted child.
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