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#1
how old do you want to become?

me? 99

why 99?


because 99. if I'm one day before turning 100 I'm gonna take a ton of acid and go flying out of my window.

and you?
#2
I hope I die before I grow old.
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#6
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GOD DAMN YOU

Always getting the first post and being witty in it.

*mumbles something in jealousy*


It's a gift and a curse.

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your new avatar is dildos.


Is that good or bad?
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#8
I don't see myself being happy as older than like peak fitness :/
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#9
Quote by Kensai
I hope I die before I grow old.

I've hoped you would die since you stopped being old.
#10
Kensai...



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#11
Quote by Kensai
It's a gift and a curse.


Is that good or bad?


ask your landsman.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 12, 2009,
#13
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I've hoped you would die since you stopped being old.

oh god, bendystraw, you've pwnd kensai in a way I've never thought possible
#16
I actually don't know how old I'd like to be, but for some reason when I think of death, I imagine myself being hit by a tram, on a cold-but sunny day, on the 20-somethign of February.

No idea why. Also, I can't seem to picture how old I'll be when that happens.
I can't imagine myself as an adult.
#17
i dont care how old i get just so long as i dont end up senial in the basement
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#18
Quote by CoreysMonster

ask your landsman.


Landsman...?

  • Landsman; The opposite of a seaman. A person who does not go to sea, who lacks the skills of a sailor or who is uncomfortable on ships or boats; A fellow Jew who comes from the same district or town, especially in Eastern Europe;
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Last edited by Kensai at Sep 12, 2009,
#19
Quote by Kensai
Landsman...?

swisgaar is swedish, is he not?

EDIT: ^ landsman is swedish!
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 12, 2009,
#20
Quote by bass-man9712
i dont care how old i get just so long as i dont end up senial in the basement

My grandpa is in senial, he just can't accept the fact that Grandma died 3 years ago. He still sets her a place at the dinner table. It's sad really.
#21
Did you by chance make this thread because the former oldest person in the world died today?
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#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
swisgaar is swedish, is he not?


I dont know what a swisgaar is. Doesnt sound very swedish at all.

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My grandpa is in senial, he just can't accept the fact that Grandma died 3 years ago. He still sets her a place at the dinner table. It's sad really.


Awwh

Maybe he's got anterograde amnesia?
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#24
Quote by Kensai
I dont know what a swisgaar is. Doesnt sound very swedish at all.


Awwh

Maybe he's got anterograde amnesia?


Maybe he just misses her?
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#25
it really depends on how awesome my life turns out to be
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#26
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Maybe he just misses her?

No such thing.
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#29
Quote by CoreysMonster


I'm going to guess he's as much swedish as germans are german-like in any hollywood WW2 game or movie.
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#32
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to guess he's as much swedish as germans are german-like in any hollywood WW2 game or movie.

pretty much, yeah

on topic, the germans in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are pretty ****ing accurate.
#33
I want to be immortal.

So I can wait for the second coming and see if Jesus is actually real.
#36
Quote by CoreysMonster
pretty much, yeah

on topic, the germans in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are pretty ****ing accurate.


That's probably true, the germans have looked for the holy grail for some time

My archaeology professor told me that a friend of his was recruited by german spies to look for the holy grail. Didn't find it though.

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but... you are old


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No, he never got into interior designing, said it was for faggots.


He should've. Great stuff.
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#37
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to guess he's as much swedish as germans are german-like in any hollywood WW2 game or movie.

Wait are you trying to say that the Germans in videogames aren't realistic?!?!?! I thought all Germans just had the IQ of cabbage and are incapable of talking in any other way except screaming.....
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#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
how old do you want to become?

me? 99

why 99?


because 99. if I'm one day before turning 100 I'm gonna take a ton of acid and go flying out of my window.

and you?

im with this guy
Gonna make the mountains be my home....

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