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I was typing away on here when I saw a huge spider crawling across the floor. I decided to try and catch it using my beer glass and my copy of Rhythm magazine.

I followed it at first with the glass and magazine, only to trip over the rug. I smashed my arm against the floor in the process.

By the time I found it again, it'd crawled under the edge of the fireplace and I then spent the next 5 min taking apart the edging, only for the spider to not be there. A piece also slammed into the back of my hand, and I have a bruise.

I came back to my desk to sit down, only to have my chihuahua come into the room dragging the remains of said spider in her mouth.


Please make me feel better Pit!
#4
Quote by Fassa Albrecht


I followed it at first with the glass and magazine, only to trip over the rug. I smashed my arm against the floor in the process.


I guess you could say... you got carpet-bomWNED
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#6
Ever seen Final Destination?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
Chihuahua > You
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#9
I lol'd

but to make you fell better, fap
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Lol at Bender

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I got to warn you for spam though...

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Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#10
stupid ass useless threads
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#11
Quote by Fassa Albrecht


I was typing away on here when I saw a huge spider crawling across the floor. I decided to try and catch it using my beer glass and my copy of Rhythm magazine.

I followed it at first with the glass and magazine, only to trip over the rug. I smashed my arm against the floor in the process.

By the time I found it again, it'd crawled under the edge of the fireplace and I then spent the next 5 min taking apart the edging, only for the spider to not be there. A piece also slammed into the back of my hand, and I have a bruise.

I came back to my desk to sit down, only to have my chihuahua come into the room dragging the remains of said spider in her mouth.


Please make me feel better Pit!


#14
when Fassa admits to failure, you know it's gonna be epic.

and why didn't you just leave the spifer, it's not like it was hurting you..
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#17
Quote by TunaFish


You fail as well.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#18
Why the hell would you have a Chihuahua?
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#21
Quote by Momentosis
You fail as well.


Actually i didnt fail, because in that image i was showing how amazing the story was, not the other way around. If you figure it out the other way, them its your problem.
#22
I don't kill spiders for moral and political reasons.
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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+infinity

I have infinity.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#24
lmao its not worth it dude, only kil the spider if you dont have to get up or its comming at you
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#25
Quote by bass-man9712
lmao its not worth it dude, only kil the spider if you dont have to get up or its comming at you


I know....
#26
Quote by bass-man9712
lmao its not worth it dude, only kil the spider if you dont have to get up or its comming at you


"It's coming right fer us!!"

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#29
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#30
Quote by Venice King
Ever seen Final Destination?

Oh Jeebus
A Celebration For The Death Of Man...

Quote by Madison Perella

Thats not even sensible I base myself like this I like power I don't understand emotion. Knowledge is key and fire pokemon own.

#31
Quote by Kensai
"It's coming right fer us!!"



Early South Park... the memories.
#33
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I wanna gun...

If you're mentally unstable enough that you attempted suicide multiple times, hallucinated talking doves while sober, etc. I really hope that no one will legally issue you a weapon.
#34
I don't own a chihuahua for political and moral reasons.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#35
Quote by RU Experienced?
If you're mentally unstable enough that you attempted suicide multiple times, hallucinated talking doves while sober, etc. I really hope that no one will legally issue you a weapon.



I was hoping people would forget that stuff...
#36
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I was hoping people would forget that stuff...

Did you think that they would just overlook the criminal/background check for you?
#38
Quote by RU Experienced?
Did you think that they would just overlook the criminal/background check for you?



I was actually talking about you...I'd hoped you'd forgotten.


I have no mental health record either (never seen a psychiatrist or had any mental treatment outside of uni) and I'm arrest-free.


EDIT: Yay! Cookie!

*crunch*
#39
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I was actually talking about you...I'd hoped you'd forgotten.


I have no mental health record either (never seen a psychiatrist or had any mental treatment outside of uni) and I'm arrest-free.

Oh, no, I have a very good and very selective memory.


Sorry.


So I would still imagine that the treatment you received at uni would show up, no?
#40
Quote by RU Experienced?
Oh, no, I have a very good and very selective memory.


Sorry.


So I would still imagine that the treatment you received at uni would show up, no?


I have no idea....I'll have to ask.
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