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#1
www.depressedtest.com

It will give you questions, and you answer them. Then post your scores here!

I got high for Bipolar lol!
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#3
Quote by extrememetal94
www.depressedtest.com

It will give you questions, and you answer them. Then post your scores here!

I got high for Bipolar lol!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHA my god did you really?!?!!11
#4
I got slight and very slight on all of them.
I havn't changed this thing in a year.


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#7
i got slight, very slight and n/a on all of them
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#11
Quote by ikitson
omg im depressed?!?! oh fuk **** fukc fkcuk.......... what do i do nao?!

Slit your wrists, write poems, and cry.

Wait...
#12
I got a very high in cyclothymia
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much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible,
and not a little of that which might have excited disgust"


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#13
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A


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#15
I got moderate-high on Cyclothemia. I call BS though, I admitted to finding it hard to sleep ocassionally and having small periods of apathy, but nothing as extreme as the information suggested.
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#16
I scored moderate for Cyclothymia.

Probably not accurate at all. I can tell where they are going with most of the questions.
#17
Quote by Kaasflipje
Major Depression: Slight


How can you be slightly in something if it's MAJOR?

How high would it count on the Normal Depression count? Mild? :S
#18
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I already have guessed that I'm bipolar.

And what's "Cyclothymia"?

EDIT:

Symptoms of Cyclothymia
Hypomanic Phase

*Reduced ability to concentrate, easily distracted
* Heightened irritability
* Reduced inhibitions, may make foolish decisions
* Hypomania lasts between several days and several weeks

Depressive Phase

* Feelings of inadequacy, low self-confidence
* Difficulty falling asleep
* Fatigue, lack of energy
* Negative thinking, feelings of guilt and sadness
* Loss of interest in formerly enjoyable activities
* Depression lasting between several days and several weeks


Actually, that does sound like me...
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Sep 12, 2009,
#19
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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#20
Well, I scored high for Bipolar disorder and seasonal affective disorder.

Sounds about right to me.
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#21
Quote by MusicalMinority
And apparently, so are you.

I meant depression being referred to as a medical condition, and it's not. It's a completely natural emotion. People just say depression is a mental issue to get attention and make money off of the gullible. Try thinking for yourself next time.
#22
Quote by Sir Daniel
I got moderate-high on Cyclothemia. I call BS though, I admitted to finding it hard to sleep ocassionally and having small periods of apathy, but nothing as extreme as the information suggested.


I got very high on cyclothymia, which makes sense, since I looked it up a while back and it sounded like me, but my therapist told me I probably don't have it. I'm always afraid of the possibility that I was misdiagnosed, though.
#23
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I got a very high in cyclothymia


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#24
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
#25
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
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#26
Quote by Holy Katana
I got very high on cyclothymia, which makes sense, since I looked it up a while back and it sounded like me, but my therapist told me I probably don't have it. I'm always afraid of the possibility that I was misdiagnosed, though.

This and on major depression.
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#27
Quote by extrememetal94

I got high for Bipolar lol!

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111

Fuck off.
#28
Quote by simmy17
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111

Fuck off.


I said that because its completely inaccurate, i'm not depressed you twat.
Quote by vivalasteve
This one time, I was...erm...orgasming...but nonstop. It just wouldn't stop and, without being too graphic, basically was like how the blood was coming out of your mouth, then I got dehydrated and died. True story.
#29
Quote by extrememetal94
I said that because its completely inaccurate, i'm not depressed you twat.

You're laughing at a disorder that can sometimes ruin lives, and I never said you were depressed. You're a dick.
#30
Quote by Andrew C. S.
I meant depression being referred to as a medical condition, and it's not. It's a completely natural emotion. People just say depression is a mental issue to get attention and make money off of the gullible. Try thinking for yourself next time.

Wrong, sir. Depression can and oftentimes results from chemical imbalances in one's brain. Making it a medical condition like any other.

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#31
Everything was very slight except for Cyclothymia which war slight-moderate, however, since I don't know what that it and don't care enough to read about it, I'm not too worried.
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#32
Quote by MusicalMinority
Wrong, sir. Depression can and oftentimes results from chemical imbalances in one's brain. Making it a medical condition like any other.

learn2mentaldisorders


I bet you learned that on an infomercial.
#33
I would but idk whats happened to me lately. I used to enjoy taking tests, now I don't and I don't know why...
Goodness gracious me!
#34
Quote by Andrew C. S.
I meant depression being referred to as a medical condition, and it's not. It's a completely natural emotion. People just say depression is a mental issue to get attention and make money off of the gullible. Try thinking for yourself next time.


You're thinking of sadness, not depression. They're very different.

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#35
Quote by Andrew C. S.
I bet you learned that on an infomercial.

You're a moron.

It can even be inherited, the chemical inbalance, my family has a LONG history of depression, involving suicides, attempted suicides, and all of that happy ****, and I'm depressed as all hell.

Don't you ****ing laugh at **** like that.
#36
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

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#37
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

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#39
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I was expecting getting moderate for Bipolar Disorder and maybe for Major Depression...so now I really have no clue why I get depressed for no reason.
#40
Do you live in the northern or southern hemisphere?

o.O

someone care to explain relevance?

Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I think i should become a scientologist xD

This test is so stupid
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