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#1
So i moved into my dorm and met my roomate.... weve been getting along pretty well and stuff, so tonight (or this morning, however you like to see it) i was at a party.... at about 2:30am my roomate calls me telling me i NEED to come back to the dorm now.... i heard a lot of noise in the background so i figured something was up. When i got back i went to my floor to find my entire floor, about 50 people waiting for me. I keep walking and turn to corner to see my roomate and some of his friends waiting for me, in a hallway with ALL OF MY CLOTHS AND SOME OF MY BELONGINGS DUCK TAPED TO THE HALLWAY WALLS.... funny i know.... To get to the point.... i wanna get him back. I want something really good that could beat this and i want everyone to see it, just like everyone saw my boxers on the wall.... ANY IDEAS!?! (nothing harmful... or destroying his stuff... just something hilarious)
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#6
cover everything in his room in newspaper

or just fill the entire room with newspaper
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#8
Amphetamines in his drink.
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#12
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stick a vibrator in his anus while he sleeps.


Seems like a fair proposal to me.
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#13
Tape him to the hallway walls..naked...with a vibrator in his anus...and then tell him you put amphetamines in his drink.
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#15
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stick a condom in his anus while he sleeps.


Fixed.


And then put some fake cum on his face, too.
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#16
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Fixed.


And then put some real cum on his face, too.

fix'd
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#17

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#18
Poo in his shoes

EDIT: Also, at night take the lightbulb out of your toilet and cover the part you piss into in cling film.

DOUBLE-EDIT: Even better if he has a time when he always ****s.
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#19
1- But a big ass speaker in his room at 4.00am
2- Play Crazy Frog
3 - Success
#20
Dress up as aliens with friend and tape him on the bed so he can't move and wake in the middle of the night standing around him with knives and saws and stuff.
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#22
- Laxatives in morning coffee.
- Satanic ritual waking him up.
- Blow in his anus.
- Suck his anus.
- Do his anus.
- Surprise homoerotical backside penetration.
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#24
Fill his car with the little things in beanbags
hire some actors to be terrorists and take him hostage
Glad wrap him naked on his mothers front lawn
Wipe your arse on his pillow
ejaculate on his toothbrush
go into his computer and replace every single one of his files and documents with Goatse and or gay pornography
have sex with his mother.
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#26
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Put things in a tub of water and freeze them. Funny to do to things that he will need in a hurry.

Actually, this. Leave tubs around the place filled with his things, and if you have de-icer or something else that will melt ice, freeze that too.
#28
Put laxatives in his drink
put cling film on all the toilets.
shut the doors and put vaseline all over the handle, followed by chilli powder
butter the floor on the inside of the bathroom

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#29
lock the toilet door so when he really needs to go he cant
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#30
Quote by metallicafan616
Put laxatives in his drink
put cling film on all the toilets.
shut the doors and put vaseline all over the handle, followed by chilli powder
butter the floor on the inside of the bathroom


Do it!
#31
I say, Castration is the best possible answer here.

That will teach him.


Then butter his floor again.
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#32
Get his phone, put it in jelly mix. Once you have formed a jelly you then leave it on the table until he arrives, at that moment you ring the phone.
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#33
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Put laxatives in his drink
put cling film on all the toilets.
shut the doors and put vaseline all over the handle, followed by chilli powder
butter the floor on the inside of the bathroom

EPIC

Do it now.

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#34
Quote by metallicafan616
Put laxatives in his drink
put cling film on all the toilets.
shut the doors and put vaseline all over the handle, followed by chilli powder
butter the floor on the inside of the bathroom


This, you would be a god.
#35
Quote by metallicafan616
Put laxatives in his drink
put cling film on all the toilets.
shut the doors and put vaseline all over the handle, followed by chilli powder
butter the floor on the inside of the bathroom


You must be some kind of criminal mastermind.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#36
Put a horses head in his bed













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#39
Put some Ipecac in his soda. Lulz will ensue. I promise.
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#40
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR
Figure out a way to put his stuff in a vending machine and then give him a bag of nickels/pennies to buy them back out.

This, except dont give him the money.
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