#1
Saw an ad for midget wrestling at some strip club in my newspaper the other day. It's being described as "nothing SHORT (geddit?) of awesome" and "2 1/2 hours of nonstop midget on midget action". I was wondering if anyone here has been to something like this. Would it be worth my time and money? Is it as hilarious as it sounds? Would the strippers still be there?
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#3
sounds kickass


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wait what kinda strip club is this?...upon further reflection i think its a gay bar you are taking of isnt it?
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#5
Sounds like gay midget porn naked with there dongs hanging out while wrestling trying to put it in each other.

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#7
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Sounds like gay midget porn naked with there dongs hanging out while wrestling trying to put it in each other.

Dont go


No....... it's just midgets wrestling

It's pretty sweet, you should definitely go.
#8
Fine loollolo if you go vid asap and also some vid of strippers if they are still there
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#9
It actually sounds really offensive and degrating to the little people.

However, it would be funny if they were all dressed as Oompa Loompas.
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#11
I don't think it's legal to take cameras in most strip clubs...
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#13
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It actually sounds really offensive and degrating to the little people.

However, it would be funny if they were all dressed as Oompa Loompas.

I laughed until it hurt!
#14
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Saw an ad for midget wrestling at some strip club in my newspaper the other day. It's being described as "nothing SHORT (geddit?) of awesome" and "2 1/2 hours of nonstop midget on midget action". I was wondering if anyone here has been to something like this. Would it be worth my time and money? Is it as hilarious as it sounds? Would the strippers still be there?

I laughed a LITTLE when I read this.
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#15
Oh, and I agree; record it. The Pit demands 2 1/2 hours of nonstop midget on midget action.
#17
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I don't think it's legal to take cameras in most strip clubs...

But this event is exceptional, legally and otherwise. I don't think there will be a single person without some form of recording equipment
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