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#1
what are some of the best pranks youve ever pulled?
A friend and I once spray painted the Math teachers room pink..
Another time, my school was to show this video about education and plagiarism and some **** and we switched the video to a video of a friend jerking off at a party.
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#3
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none, I'm not a dick.


Just because the guy above was a jerk with his pranks doesn't mean that all pranks are performed by dicks. Most are funny.
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what are some of the best pranks youve ever pulled?
A friend and I once spray painted the Math teachers room pink..
Another time, my school was to show this video about education and plagiarism and some **** and we switched the video to a video of a friend jerking off at a party.


I'm gonna go ahead and call double shenanigans. Sorry.
#5
I beat the crap out of my roommate with a hockey stick.


You should have seen the look on his face.
Priceless.
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#6
Scared the **** outa my sis on multiple occasions and various internet pranks. Speaking of which *awaits kensai*
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#7
One time, when my little brother fell asleep, I carried him downstairs into my living room. The nex morning I woke up to screams of, "WHERE AM I?!!?!"
#8
i sprayed a whole thing of fart spray into my friends central air system, his house smelt like **** for 3 days.
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#9
My friend fell asleep so I got some lotion, squirted some in his ear and around his face and pretended like I was jerking off. He acted pleasantly surprised...


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My friend fell asleep so I got some lotion, squirted some in his ear and around his face and pretended like I was jerking off. He acted pleasantly surprised...





Yes...."acted".
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You sick bastard.



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#11
A good easy one is to replace the shampoo in the shampoo bottle with ice cold water.

Left some guy in the living room of some women's house we were staying in and put on the gay channel with the remote in his hand
#13
My friend played the crazy frog down Wilkinson tannoy system when we were about 14. It was amazing.
#14
Why did you have a video of your friend jerking off?
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I was at my friend's house and put saran wrap on his parents' toilets. When his mom went to pee she came back down wondering who did it.

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Me and a group of friends made a powerpoint presentation supposedly about Gore-tex fabric or something, but we decided not to so instead I put fake error messages in saying things like "Now deleting hard drive" and the teacher bought it.

Thats genius
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what are some of the best pranks youve ever pulled?
A friend and I once spray painted the Math teachers room pink..
Another time, my school was to show this video about education and plagiarism and some **** and we switched the video to a video of a friend jerking off at a party.

yo thats ****ed up dude. i hope that friend beat the **** out of you
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One time, when my little brother fell asleep, I carried him downstairs into my living room. The nex morning I woke up to screams of, "WHERE AM I?!!?!"

He wasn't familiar with his own living room?
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He wasn't familiar with his own living room?


Man, I used to freak out when I woke up with my head on the opposite side of the bed..
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No, seriously though, I am still really confused as to why you would have a video of your friend jerking it.
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TS likes watching men jerk off?
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I super-glued all the locks in my middle school closed with a syringe.
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#26
When I was in school I gave an envelope full of tea leaves to a friend and told him it was drugs (he was very innocent XD) some left overs of a my personal stash...

Feeling guilty in the middle of the day he gave them to my other friend saying he wouldn't be smoking it.... my other friend opened the envelope and proceeded to snort the **** out of the envelope while my friend turned white much hilarity ensued.
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He wasn't familiar with his own living room?


It was dark. When I said the next morning, I meant like 6:00 AM
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Took a **** in the corner of my friends shower where the water doesn't reach and turned the shower on the hottest setting and let it run for 2 hours. His whole apartment smelled like **** for 2 months.
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Took a **** in the corner of my friends shower where the water doesn't reach and turned the shower on the hottest setting and let it run for 2 hours. His whole apartment smelled like **** for 2 months.


That's just horrible.
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Man, I used to freak out when I woke up with my head on the opposite side of the bed..


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Took a **** in the corner of my friends shower where the water doesn't reach and turned the shower on the hottest setting and let it run for 2 hours. His whole apartment smelled like **** for 2 months.
You bastard.
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#32
at work threw a bottle to a mate to hand out the drive through followed by a cup of coffee. little did he know the cup was empty but he **** it thinking i'd accidentally thrown a cup of coffee at him.

He got me back....

put a cup of water over the store room door and it fell on me when i opened it


thats a prank some of this **** is just going too far
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#33
One time, I was buzzed at a prom party. I decided to stray away and hang around a campground where I proceeded to uproot a tent pole, hold it over a camp fire for a short amount of time, then I threw it at the nearest tent. I thought it would bounce back, but it didn't. I harpooned a poor girl in the face with a tent pole and retreated fast. I told her parents she threw it at me first the next day.

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One time, I was buzzed at a prom party. I decided to stray away and hang around a campground where I proceeded to uproot a tent pole, hold it over a camp fire for a short amount of time, then I threw it at the nearest tent. I thought it would bounce back, but it didn't. I harpooned a poor girl in the face with a tent pole and retreated fast. I told her parents she threw it at me first the next day.

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#36
middle school stuff, ketchup packets under the toilet seat, got a teacher wtih that one ahahah, and then at the mall a friend nad I bought a remote control car and stood on the top level with the remote and scared the hell out of poeple on the bottom floor ahahahahha that one was good lol, some bastard took the car though...... and just left........ then another time got a fart machine at spencers and put it under the table at the food court and sat at another table with the remote and saw very very very funny reactions ahahahahahha
then another time in middle school, I had four friends sleep over at my house, we used to like skateboard all day and then get a pizza and do nothing for the rrest of the night, then go skate again the next day, but this one day a friend and I poured water on my other buddy's blanket in the crotch area, he woke up and thought he pissed himself lol, so he tried to run all quick to the bathroom and changed ahahahaha he still denies it to this day ahahahaha
fun times =)
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#37
Once i was gonna put some poison ivy in one of the cigarettes my friend was bound to mooch off me, but then I figured he could die or something.
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I beat the crap out of my roommate with a hockey stick.


You should have seen the look on his face.
Priceless.

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#39
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A friend and I once spray painted the Math teachers room pink..



That's not a prank... it's vandalism.. it's also not funny....(I also doubt it's true...)



Another time, my school was to show this video about education and plagiarism and
some **** and we switched the video to a video of a friend jerking off at a party.


This just raises the question... Why were you filming your friend jerking off at a party...?
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I've been party to many pranks, over the years. Including leaving a dead mouse in a workmate's toolbox, gripping a screwdriver with its' little rigor mortis paws; sealing an apprentice into a large cardboard box, and leaving him 30ft up in the air on a forklift over lunchtime; very drunkenly stuffing a potato up the exhaust pipe of an ex-bosses' car, and much more.
Probly my favourite, however, was the elaborate plot to scare a workmate's girlfriend. Long story short, I phoned her office, pretending to be a British Telecom engineer, telling her not to answer the phone again, for an hour or so, as I'd be working on the phone system down in the basement.
Three of us took it in shifts to ring her phone - 40 minutes it took her to answer - and the guy who was 'on' at the time, let out a bloodcurdling scream, and hung up.
Davie (the guy whose girlfriend it was) phoned up, pretending to be from BT again, to inform her that she'd caused the engineer to be electrocuted... Needless to say, he was rumbled, and ended up sleeping on the sofa for a fortnight!
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