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#1
okay so ive been in college for awhile now.

i only get the chance to jack off every few days, and by then i have more.. well.. intense ejaculations.

anyway i was lying on my back, and i missed with the kleenex, and the first string of jizz went on my shoulder, there's like a 5-inch stain.

how do i get this out? like should i wash it out immediately? im not very good with laundry.
#2
Cover the whole shirt, that way it'll camoflauge in.


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#5
Get a gf...

Do you really wank with clothes on? Atleast do it in a robe man!
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#8
In all serious, whenever I get jizz on my clothes (carpet, bedclothes, etc.), I find that if I jizz on the exact same spot some more, and then take a washcloth or towel and spread it around a little bit, it takes the stain right out! Sometimes it requires two or three repetitions though...
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#9
Scrape it off with your teeth.
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#11
Quote by theking182
In all serious, whenever I get jizz on my clothes (carpet, bedclothes, etc.), I find that if I jizz on the exact same spot some more, and then take a washcloth or towel and spread it around a little bit, it takes the stain right out! Sometimes it requires two or three repetitions though...

i'm not sure about this...
#12
Quote by theking182
In all serious, whenever I get jizz on my clothes (carpet, bedclothes, etc.), I find that if I jizz on the exact same spot some more, and then take a washcloth or towel and spread it around a little bit, it takes the stain right out! Sometimes it requires two or three repetitions though...

Wtf? Do you people have no aim or do you just spin around while hitting yourself in the head with a mallet and jerk off at whatever direction you're facing at that time?
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#13
wash it man, the stuff dries clear a lot for me anyway, just stay out of UV rays.


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#14
Quick! Lick it up! Its the only way.
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#17
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i'm not sure about this...

Can't be so sure until you try...

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Wtf? Do you people have no aim or do you just spin around while hitting yourself in the head with a mallet and jerk off at whatever direction you're facing at that time?

You have no idea how hard it is to jizz in the exact same spot twice in a row...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
Last edited by theking182 at Sep 13, 2009,
#18
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Lick it up.

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#19
7/10.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#20
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You have no idea how hard it is to jizz in the exact same spot twice in a row...


Put your bellend right on top of it so the jizz has no place else to go.

My God, this thread is strange.
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#23
Just wash the shirt.
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#24
It's semen, not pain or sauce.
It should come off pretty easily.


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#25
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It's semen, not pain or sauce.
It should come off pretty easily.


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One more year.

What are you talking about? Me semen's got the texture of glue, and glue isn't easy to get out of clothes.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#28
All the way to your shoulder. Thats impressive.

And just wash it.
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#29
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Why do black people put their hand over their mouth in that stupid way when they laugh?
See: bottom left person.
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#30
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Why do black people put their hand over their mouth in that stupid way when they laugh?
See: bottom left person.

If you look closely at the gif, you can see that he is the only one doing (maybe the guy behind him too) and the other dudes are not laughing in the manner you are describing, clearly contradicting the generalization you are making, Ol' chap.
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If you look closely at the gif, you can see that he is the only one doing (maybe the guy behind him too) and the other dudes are not laughing in the manner you are describing, clearly contradicting the generalization you are making, Ol' chap.


Well played...
But that scene in Bruce Almighty (yes I know...) when the black guys/hispanics (can't remember which) are gonna beat him up. They all laughed that way and there was 6 of them.
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#33
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Well played...
But that scene in Bruce Almighty (yes I know...) when the black guys/hispanics (can't remember which) are gonna beat him up. They all laughed that way and there was 6 of them.

It's a called stereotype >_> Something Hollywood really likes to do.
#35
same thing happened to me, but it was cos my mom was walking in my room mid-orgasm. I came all over my minor threat shirt. got a yellow stain from it drying before i washed it. its almost out though from bleaching it
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#36
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It's a called stereotype >_> Something Hollywood really likes to do.


Yeah pretty much.
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#38
Quote by theking182
In all serious, whenever I get jizz on my clothes (carpet, bedclothes, etc.), I find that if I jizz on the exact same spot some more, and then take a washcloth or towel and spread it around a little bit, it takes the stain right out! Sometimes it requires two or three repetitions though...


It's a trick! He wants you to jizz everywhere in your dorm and then the stains will just grow and you will then be known as the guy who decorates his room with jizz...
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#39
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It's a called stereotype >_> Something Hollywood really likes to do.


Fair enough then =/
Damn Hollywood.
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#40
This thread is going to give me more nightmares than the time I caught my mum bending over naked.

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It's a trick! He wants you to jizz everywhere in your dorm and then the stains will just grow and you will then be known as the guy who decorates his room with jizz...


I refer to it as marking my territory. My flatmate had a shitfit when he found it on his toothbrush.



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Last edited by webbtje at Sep 13, 2009,
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