#1
Today i'm working my last day at a Sunoco gas station (Yes, I live in New Jersey where every station is full service), and after pumping some old ladies gas, she handed me a chocolate tooth on a stick. Think it could be poisoned? Or do you think she's just being a nice and giving me some chocolate?


Also has any stranger even given you a strange tip/ gift of any sorts? If so what was it?
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#7
Chocolate tooth on a stick?
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#8
A: Send it to an expensive lab and ask them to check it.

B: Throw it away? It's just a damn chocolate.

Select correct answer.
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Think it could be poisoned?


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#14
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Today i'm working my last day at a Sunoco gas station (Yes, I live in New Jersey where every station is full service), and after pumping some old ladies gas, she handed me a chocolate tooth on a stick. Think it could be poisoned? Or do you think she's just being a nice and giving me some chocolate?


Also has any stranger even given you a strange tip/ gift of any sorts? If so what was it?

wtf?
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#18
While working I was once asked if I take tips. I said yes and the guy responds with "Stay in school"

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#20
So some old lady just happened to have a large chocolate lollipop in the shape of a tooth? I wouldn't eat it...you don't know where it's been.
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#21
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Why would you even suspect the chocolate is poisoned? We all know it allows the old lady to control your mind, So you can have happy time with her in her basement.


Well i did call the cops on some guy last week, and so he may have hired an assassin to kill me...and who better to hire than an oldy lady..
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Damn that thing's weird.

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#25
I was paperboy for close to 3 years. In my experience, if an old lady gives it to you, it's safe. Actually nobody ever gave me anything that made me sick.
#26
looks yummy! eat it! hee hee hee
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#27
Eat it TS, old ladies don't poison people with giant chocolate teeth.

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#28
she probably work sat a dentist or some ****, I'd eat it, shes an old person what the hell would she do to it, its ina wrapper and doesn't look tampered with
#30
She's trying to fatten you up before she eats you.
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Even when its not my last day of work, i'm on UG....what else is there to do? 50% of the time i'm here i sit in the office...
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#36
What If There's A Real Tooth Inside!?!?!?!?!
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What If There's A Real Tooth Inside!?!?!?!?!

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#38
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The thread title "Should I do it?" and the username "Young Slapper" gave me the wrong impression on what this thread would be about.

....guess i never thought about it


And i've decided i don't i'm going to eat it...not now at least, i had a big lunch so 1) i'm not very hungry and 2) i'm still a little iffy about it, there are sick people in this world so ya never know..