Poll: What one have you just had?
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221 63%
30 day ban
73 21%
45 day ban
35 10%
60 day ban
21 6%
Voters: 350.
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I'm curious to know what everyones UG record is like.

No, "OMFG lul, u is so gettin perma'd TS" or stupid comments like that. I just want a straight and true representation of the pitmonkeys record.

Disclaimer: I am not glorifying abuse on the UG forums,
@Mods, feel free to close the thread if this against the rules, but it wasn't in the stickied rules.

poll coming.

I don't wanna be perma'd
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.

E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
I've never received a warning (that I'm aware of).
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.

Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
Mine should be clean.. I've been banned before but I cleared my name. Had a few warnings though (one of them being rather unfair... )
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.

Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
Warned, 30 days, then warned but it expired. So I'm not doing too bad methinks.



1 ban

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
I've received two warnings, both several years ago. One was from wahappen, and I'm pretty sure the other was from Frenchy. I've never been banned, though, because I try to stick to the rules.

To be completely honest, I have no idea why I haven't. I'm not in bed with the mods, and I don't kiss their asses. Maybe they just like me.
I don't even remember...I've had a lot.

If there hadn't been some sort of reform around 2006, I'd have been perma-banned ages ago. I think I've been banned more than thrice. Should I admit that?

Oh, and I got pretty much all my warnings from Carmel.
45 day ban.
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

I got banned for posting in a post here and you get banned thread.

Yeah I know I'm such a badass.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
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Banned once, and a warning since then that has expired.


One was for telling someone to go and drink bleach. Carmel didn't see the funny side.
Now 100% humour free, in accordance with the rules.

Clean, broski.
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what's pron?

EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.

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60 Day. Next one's a perma.

What's UG going to do without you?

I was banned once. The FOTB was so good for lurking back then.

Oh, there was also a mix-up involving me and multi's.
i was banned but i was on vacation away from a computer when i was so... (someone made a mistake) but whatever, it was a nice month of actually being productive.
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
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I was banned once. The FOTB was so good for lurking back then.

when i served my 30 day, i lurked in FOTB for a bit, it is so funny reading everyones fails. I learnt not to make any threads, because the Mods rip you to shreads ahah.

Then I went on like 3 weeks for holidays so being unable to go on UG didnt bother me.
I was banned once on a technicality because I posted *reported* too late in a thread after it was reported. I blame my ISP, but I accepted the ban and did my time.

The FoTB is horrible, I wish people would be nicer to the mods in there.
30 day ban, but about 4 warnings in total. I was banned again, but only for about 10 minutes until I'd agreed to shorten my sig.
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
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One warning so far, *fingers crossed*

no bans yet.

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That is the best deal I have EVER seen Loooza

^ yes, the best deal he has ever seen came from me!!! (Take it as you want!!! )

30, I wish we could lurk the FoTB without getting banned, it's rather hilarious.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
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One was for telling someone to go and drink bleach. Carmel didn't see the funny side.

How long has Carmel been a mod? I remember coming back to UG and seeing her, and I thought, "Wow, wahappen's second coming?"
Last edited by Holy Katana at Sep 13, 2009,