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#1
Pit!
A group of my friends and I have decided to get a friend of ours well and truly plastered, and then get him to legally change his name to something hilarious. He's a nutcase anyway, so I'm sure he'll think it's hilarious in the morning.
So Pit, this is where you guys come in. I'm looking for suggestions to change his name to..
His current name is Daniel McPhillips.
We plan on changing his title to either Mrs or Dr.


So, do you guys have any?

Yes.. Daniel McPenis has been considered. Along with Dr. VAGINABOOB
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#5
***niel McLovin
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#6
Stick to the classics. Like Richard Hertz.
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#10
Heart Disease

Expelled Faeces

Dr. Pepper.

Mr. McMahon

Calvin Cleavage.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#14
Danielle McPhillips.

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Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
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#15
fuzzy lumpkins
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Out loud, or in your head, it's up to you.
#19
Somewhat related:

I know a guy who's dad's name is Richard Hammer.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#20
For some reason I don't really find it funny, but. . .

Tits McGee is a definite win.
The playground of the world
#21
I really doubt they'll ley you change your name when you're sh*t faced, they need to make certain checks etc to make sure you aint some crazed rapist on the run from the law etc.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#22
Cravin Morhead
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#23
Max Power because it's the name that you'd love to touch.
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#24
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Ben Dover, always a safe bet. Or Rick, just Rick. Nothing else.

i like the Rick idea.
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Quote by Philip_pepper

Be sure to be able to recite at least one Shakespeare quote before and after each song.

Out loud, or in your head, it's up to you.
#26
Quote by alkalineweeman
I really doubt they'll ley you change your name when you're sh*t faced, they need to make certain checks etc to make sure you aint some crazed rapist on the run from the law etc.


It's online. And on the checks.. he'll probably go through with it for shits and giggles.
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#27
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Justin Case, or the classic, Ben dover



I like the name Justin.. Tiz the name of a man with a tiny penis
@dbostwick
#29
Quote by genghisgandhi
unless its suttle (like mike hunt) i doubt they (the government) will let you do it



this is why Dylan Doe is just plain awesome
#30
Quote by third-eye
Ben Dover, always a safe bet. Or Rick, just Rick. Nothing else.

haha he'd just have one name, like Seal.

"We arrested a man-lady the other day who legally named F*ck."
"They were vietnamese, and it was with a P-H, but still pretty shocking to see on a license."

Get him to change it to Phuck. that would be awesome.
#33
Max Powers!

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I like the name Justin.. Tiz the name of a man with a tiny penis





Not all of us....


ah who am I kidding

EDIT:


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- TWO MINUTES SLOW!!!
#37
Quote by genghisgandhi
or mike hunt
(my cu nt)



Mike Hunt is in no way subtle.
a) it's old
b) it is phonetically exactly the same as "My C*nt"
c) Dylan Doe is more subtle
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