Poll: Should we seek revenge on this douchebag?
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Yes
29 50%
No
14 24%
Why do you care? It's really not your problem.
15 26%
Voters: 58.
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#1
So here's the story, Pit. I'll try to make it as short as possible.

I have a female friend (no, this isn't going where you think it is) who was utterly obsessed with one of my male friends. I wasn't aware of this at the time, as I didn't really talk to her, but he repeatedly treated her like **** and reduced her to tears. She swore she was over him a few times but always kept crawling back.

Over the summer, he apparently asked her to hang out with him. She had to sneak out of her house and while she was with him, she gave him a handjob hoping it would win him over (which is something VERY uncharacteristic of this girl). He then told her he wasn't at all interested in a real relationship with her and was even hanging out with another girl, and told her not to tell anyone they hung out. Obviously, she told some people, including me, and now he's pissed at her. She claims that he "knows too much" and could ruin her life if he told anyone the things she's told him. He is still torturing her and blaming everything on her. She has become so depressed by what happened with him that she has started to injure herself by punching herself in the stomach in order to cope with it (though I really don't understand why she needs to do this). She is even talking about moving in with some relatives out of state in order to get away from him.

So, I am thinking of helping her out and plotting revenge of some sort on him. Does the Pit think this is a dumb idea? She is one of my best friends and I can't believe he hurt her like this.

TL;DR: One of my "friends" used one of my female friends who really liked him for sex then ditched her. Should we make his life hell?
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#2
No.

Edit:
Reasons:
"she gave him a handjob hoping it would win him over"
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It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
Last edited by Syndromity at Sep 13, 2009,
#5
Yes.
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#10
Give him a high five, the raunchy deviant, then a low hand shake

EDIT: and have this on in the background as you decide

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#11
Quote by alastors_blade
while she was with him, she gave him a handjob hoping it would win him over (which is something VERY uncharacteristic of this girl).
TL;DR: One of my "friends" used one of my female friends who really liked him for sex


Handjobs =/= Sex
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#12
Do the same thing to him. Tell him to hang out with you and give him a handjob, but don't finish don't let him orgasm and give his ***get ass blue balls.
#13
Quote by Syndromity
No.

Edit:
Reasons:
"she gave him a handjob hoping it would win him over"

Yeah, what I was starting to think too. I think a bit more than that went on and i really didn't feel like telling the entire story from start to finish.

Quote by matt169
Handjobs =/= Sex

This too, but I think a bit more than that went on and she won't confess it, especially considering the way he was acting about it.
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Last edited by alastors_blade at Sep 13, 2009,
#14
ask her to hang out with you and give her a handjob...
i mean let her give you one...oh wait nvm i was right the first time
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#15
She's punching her stomach?


She might be preggo TS.


"We'? what's with this "we"? I don't see what I could do to help.
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#17
No

Your friend plays the game well. Girls love guys that are assholes. Take some notes.
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#18
Quote by alastors_blade
I wasn't aware of this at the time, as I didn't really talk to her,


Quote by alastors_blade
She is one of my best friends and I can't believe he hurt her like this.



How can she be one of your best friends if you don't talk to her very much??
#19
get her drunk and **** her, then she will love you and leave your friend
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#20
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Sounds like TS wants to seem like the hero and is just jealous he didn't get the handjob.


The post above is true.
#21
Quote by alastors_blade
She has become so depressed by what happened with him that she has started to injure herself by punching herself in the stomach in order to cope with it (though I really don't understand why she needs to do this).

Rofl I loled


Anyways, all you fools saying "no", gtfo. TS, if this is your bestfriend then by all means take her side. So what if she "gave him a handjob" like an insecure bitch? Big deal. It was one time. The guy is being a twat. Why he should be high fived is beyond me
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#22
Quote by JAHellraiser
get her drunk and **** her, then she will love you and leave your friend

Something like this


TS it's obvious you have feelings for her, don't be a bitch and ask her out.
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#24
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i do this to girls all time

girls named "palmula handerson" don't count.
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#25
Handjobs, eh?
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#27
Quote by vintageblackbli
How can she be one of your best friends if you don't talk to her very much??

I didn't used to up until a few months ago, and most of this went down before we got really close, except for the handjob part. She first started to like him 8 months ago.
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#28


Tell that bitch to be cool.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#29
Quote by Dirge Humani
Really? That's all you have to say?

I'm shocked.

I don't get paid to write.
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#30
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
girls named "palmula handerson" don't count.


Hahaha

Your friend is a brilliant douchebag. Offer your shoulder conveniently to cry on and take her for yourself.

Actually, I'm surprised no one asked this to begin with: Is she hot TS?
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#31
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Really? That's all you have to say?

I'm shocked.


I...I don't think you understand.
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#32
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I don't get paid to write.

of course you don't, because writing involves reading to a certain degree, and you already said you don't get paid to read.


What do you get paid to do? Post humorous stuff and have noobs toss your salad?
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#33
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I...I don't think you understand.

then explain, cause i don't understand either
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#34
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of course you don't, because writing involves reading to a certain degree, and you already said you don't get paid to read.


What do you get paid to do? Post humorous stuff and have noobs toss your salad?

Yes, I'll have two sausages with ketchup, please.
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#35
Quote by Zero_Mike
Is she hot TS?


This.
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Last edited by JAHellraiser at Sep 13, 2009,
#36
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Yes, I'll have two sausages with ketchup, please.

ಠ_ಠ
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#37
lololol get your double posts outta here foo'

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I...I don't think you understand.

lmao yeah where was I when this whole 'hand job' inside joke happened? I wasnt invited to the party, and quite frankly Im offended


nor was I asked for a handjob
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#38
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Rofl I loled


Anyways, all you fools saying "no", gtfo. TS, if this is your bestfriend then by all means take her side. So what if she "gave him a handjob" like an insecure bitch? Big deal. It was one time. The guy is being a twat. Why he should be high fived is beyond me


No.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#40
Quote by Zero_Mike
Hahaha

Your friend is a brilliant douchebag. Offer your shoulder conveniently to cry on and take her for yourself.

Actually, I'm surprised no one asked this to begin with: Is she hot TS?

*cough* To all the jealousy comments, you are probably right. I did used to really like her but I got over it and now we're just really close friends. He knew that I liked her at one point, which makes it even more of a d-baggish thing to do.

But really, if anyone did this to any of my female friends, it wouldn't make a difference and I'd still want to kick their ass.
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