#1
Although i probably spelled it wrong, a haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first and last line and 7 in the second. Post away.
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#2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I made this poem instead
Because I don't like haiku
Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
#3
There is another
one of these threads dont you know
but cool story bro
Goodness gracious me!
#4
this thread has been done
many a time before this
learn to searchbar sh!t

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#5
I think I love you
I sure feel like I'm floating
When I am with you


.... lame, I know.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#6
You suck so damn hard
I should just murder myself
For clicking on this
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I loled
#7
haiku is stupid
king of the hill is awesome
tits tits tits tits tits
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#8
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haiku is stupid
king of the hill is awesome
tits tits tits tits tits

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#9
lol lol lol lol lol
This thread is f*cking stupid
Why did I click link?
EDIT: V The joke is way funnier when you spell refrigerator correctly.
EDIT EDIT: You fixed it.
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Last edited by Thrasher51 at Sep 13, 2009,
#10
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator.
Last edited by joshua122593 at Sep 13, 2009,
#11
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haiku is stupid
king of the hill is awesome
tits tits tits tits tits


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I would love to f*ck your butt
But gay sex is gay
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#12
I have a few that me and a friend came up with last year.

My sperm are ninjas
They have only one mission
Seek and destroy eggs

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck


That's all I've got. I can't remember the rest of them.
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#13
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I would love to f*ck your butt
But gay sex is gay

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#14
I have a blister
Flames of hell on my nutsack
Goddammit you *****
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#20
so far out i went
on a search for what i like
the search for mudkips
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
Last edited by larryjohnson at Sep 13, 2009,
#21
I once wrote the longest haiku of all time.

Look it up.
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#22
Quote by Spartan070sarge
I think I love you
I sure feel like I'm floating
When I am with you


.... lame, I know.



That's not lame at all
It makes me feel all tingly
throughout my insides


^^^that's lame.
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#23
also haiku are supposed to be reflections of nature....not about any topic.

But eh, not like anyone's trying to write a serious one here. And besides, haikus are terrible in every language other than Japanese.
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#24
Quote by Night_Lights
also haiku are supposed to be reflections of nature....not about any topic.

But eh, not like anyone's trying to write a serious one here. And besides, haikus are terrible in every language other than Japanese.


Too many syllables man. Oh wait...
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#25
Through cloudy skies shines
Through the deep ocean's blue waves
the light of your eyes

Dawn breaks the black sky
fighting black, fighting blue glows
see black, yellow, red

those took like 5 minutes total, but idunno ive been told i have a natural english talent, it runs in the family.
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#26
Lengthy penis flopping and waving in the wind.
How I want you inside me.
I shall name you Jacobi.
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#27
Quote by Dreaminmusic
Through cloudy skies shines
Through the deep ocean's blue waves
the light of your eyes

Dawn breaks the black sky
fighting black, fighting blue glows
see black, yellow, red


those took like 5 minutes total, but idunno ive been told i have a natural english talent, it runs in the family.


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#28
yeah i am, i totally wasnt thinking about lateralus though when i did that, just the cycle of day haha black being night, yellow being day, red being sunset haha
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#29
Quote by shattamakar
Lengthy penis flopping and waving in the wind.
How I want you inside me.
I shall name you Jacobi.



I think this haiku
has too many syllables
and I like sunsets
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