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#2
Great Scott!
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#3
Good lord.

EDIT:

"Great Product, Poor Packaging, May 14, 2009

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty"

#4
Fantastic reviews
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#6

If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
Last edited by Nexium at Sep 14, 2009,
#7
"Every time I try to use this product, the Libyans show up and steal my Delorian. "



This is almost as good as the wolf shirt.
#8
Win...just pure ****ing win!!!



The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
#9
"I purchased this item and mixed it with my wife's lotion, hoping to collect on her life insurance policy. We hadn't been getting along, to say the least. Next think you know, she's growing another set of breasts! I've never been happier."

That's a good one haha

"This product was not properly labeled as unsafe for children! I had bought this to power an invention I had picked up at Professor Manglebot's garage sale, but the twins got into the can and now I have two fused three year old boys who keep burning holes into the carpet with their eyes."
Quote by username94
It has a penis so I'm assuming it's a man.


Quote by capsfan17
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it
Last edited by Thats_Metal at Sep 14, 2009,
#10
This reminds me of a review for an album I saw on amazon. They took it down, but I found out what it said:

This album is definitely an assfinger.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD, and after searching 5 record stores in NYC, I finally located the only copy at Virgin in X Square. So after a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!".. but by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. I described it as the first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a bj. You will be "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds you will be on a different plane of existance. And in a year, you will own an ASSortment of asstoys. This album is definitely an assfinger.
#11
Who dares me to order?
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#12
Quote by Shredoftheday
Who dares me to order?

DO IT!
GEAR:

Jackson dk2m


Marshall jcm2000 dsl


Schecter omen6 diamond series


#15
"Frequently Bought Together
Customers buy this item with Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against! by Ulrik Pilegaard
+
Price For Both: $46.42"

Mmmm forbidden LEGO...
#16
It's 1.21 JIGAWATTS. GREAT SCOTT. This is heavy.
I am the only sane person on the planet. Does that make me crazy?

Crank the Mids
#17
awesome
Geets:
Ibanez GSA60
Epiphone SG/LP custom
Schecter Damien elite 7
Fender Highway one Telecaster

Pedals:
Visual sound Jekyll and Hyde


Amp:
Peavey 6505
Marshall M412a cab
Peavey Classic 50

GO STEELERS!
#19
If Amazon UK sold that I would totally buy some.
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#20
Quote by Burpbelly
Not to be a kill-joy, but didn't the delorian run on plutonium, not uranium?


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel really stupid now that you mention it tho......
I am the only sane person on the planet. Does that make me crazy?

Crank the Mids
#21
I've had trouble finding both a Nintendo Wii and Uranium Ore for the kids this Christmas. I would suggest that the manufacturers increase their production for the holidays, as few of us have time to stand in long lines at Best Buy or broker deals with the Chinese Prime Minister.


#22
Quote by Burpbelly
Not to be a kill-joy, but didn't the delorian run on plutonium, not uranium?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

But yes, you are correct
Quote by username94
It has a penis so I'm assuming it's a man.


Quote by capsfan17
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it
#23
Quote by Thats_Metal
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

But yes, you are correct


Sorry...

You know that saying "there's always one"...well I'm usually that one...


#25
I think this can breathe new life to our missle silo project!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#26
"So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore"
omg
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#27
Quote by RSOB Bass

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty"



That is so awesome


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#29
that made my day. TY TS
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>>-( Y )-<<
Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#31
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

I heartily lol'd
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#34
So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#35
Uranium is my friend's band, I hope he hasn't been canned.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#40
Quote by Burpbelly
Sorry...

You know that saying "there's always one"...well I'm usually that one...




Get out. ----------->


I kid. You are right though, did run on plutonium.

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