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#1
Request a topic, and I shall expound upon it in rhyming verse.
Death to Ovation haters!
#2
water
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#3
Lol...Nah.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#5
Quote by Toast1337
water

Drinking water while wearing a hat.

(Shouldn't this go in S&L?)

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#6
Write a poem about the trials and tribulations of a homosexual turtle in a predominantly female environment.
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#8
How Jesus isn't real.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
#9
^
Winner!


Write a poem about that time I raped Luther Cat in your bed while you were at work.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#11
I think we should make this a group activity.

PatchworkMan wants us to provide
Topics to rhyme, I think that's implied
But he has a secret which I shall confide:
He said he was a man. Guess what? He lied.
Last edited by AnAngrySquirrel at Sep 14, 2009,
#12
Californian girls, undisclosed desires and the burning ambition of young Hollywood actors.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#13
Quote by Toast1337
water


It comes in oceans, lakes, and streams.
It cooks, it nourishes and cleans.

I pour it out into my sink,
Or else a glass to have a drink.

We have so much, and yet they say
That we'll start running out one day

Be careful, for it won't be nice
If we must melt the polar ice.
Death to Ovation haters!
#14
Write a poem about this new business, Demonic Upholstery.
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I'm in need of a guy
#15
Colours blur
Sounds come alive.
Portions of intellect merge.
Answers become questions.
Dreams turn into tangible matter.
Reaching out to be touched........


Understanding takes flight
Fetters break and egos collide.
Heaven crumbles into hell.
Silence echoes.
Heads turn with the face of the clock.

Coming to terms with your fragility.
The first step to embracing your divinity.
The lines intertwine into a tree of senses.
Emotions branch out and kiss the centre.

Science becomes spirituality.
The mind speaks.
Words listen.

The final realisation seeps in.
Pain is an illusion.


So is joy.


Neutrality finally knocks on the door.


Hey, I tried.



Shattedit: That really is mine.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 14, 2009,
#16
there once was a man called bob
liked to receive gifts for his nob
until one day
Sheila gave him some hay
he no longer had a job
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#17
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
I think we should make this a group activity.

PatchworkMan wants us to provide
Topics to rhyme, I think that's implied
But he has a secret which I shall confide:
He said he was a man. Guess what? He lied.



We should resurrect the Rap Battle Thread in light of this

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#18
Quote by will123456789
there once was a man called bob
liked to receive gifts for his nob
until one day
Sheila gave him some hay
he no longer had a job




Ooh, write a poem about has anyone really ever been far even as decided to want do look more like?
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I'm in need of a guy
#19
Quote by RinestoneCowboy
wolf t-shirts

It sports three wolves who stare into the night.
It bathes its wearer in barbaric light.

It speaks to Nineties rednecks of all sorts
And goes well with pump sneakers and jean shorts.

It grants its wearer, so the legends say,
Plus three to strength and fireball once per day.

I'm sure the girls can't help but wink and flirt
With he who wears wild canines on his shirt.
Death to Ovation haters!
#20
Quote by PatchworkMan
Request a topic, and I shall expound upon it in rhyming verse.



A pair of boobs..The left one is moldy and sagging but the right one is ripe and full.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#21
Quote by Meths
How Jesus isn't real.


I think, perhaps, that more might come to church,
That more might come to pray, and chant, and sing,
If it did not require a stalwart faith
In this unlikely "Incarnation" thing.

It does seem quite a trying paradox
That Jesus could have been both God and man.
And while so many claim to have it straight,
It's clear our Meths is really not a fan.
Death to Ovation haters!
#22
Fassa Albrecht.

Quote by PatchworkMan
I think, perhaps, that more might come to church,
That more might come to pray, and chant, and sing,
If it did not require a stalwart faith
In this unlikely "Incarnation" thing.

It does seem quite a trying paradox
That Jesus could have been both God and man.
And while so many claim to have it straight,
It's clear our Meths is really not a fan.





#23
You missed my topic out!
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#24
Quote by shattamakar
A pair of boobs..The left one is moldy and sagging but the right one is ripe and full.


Oh what a great catastrophe,
Oh what a strange and vexing sight.
My lady's boobs are badly matched;
I hate the left and love the right.

I can't be satisfied with porn.
Despite her flaw she can't disguise,
I still must take my love to bed.
(She won't mind if I close my eyes.)
Death to Ovation haters!
#26
Write a poem about me!
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

e-married to zgr0826
#27
Write a poem about hardcore interracial midget porn.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#28
You're still missing my topic out!
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#29
Quote by PatchworkMan
Oh what a great catastrophe,
Oh what a strange and vexing sight.
My lady's boobs are badly matched;
I hate the left and love the right.

I can't be satisfied with porn.
Despite her flaw she can't disguise,
I still must take my love to bed.
(She won't mind if I close my eyes.)


#30
Quote by PatchworkMan
Oh what a great catastrophe,
Oh what a strange and vexing sight.
My lady's boobs are badly matched;
I hate the left and love the right.

I can't be satisfied with porn.
Despite her flaw she can't disguise,
I still must take my love to bed.
(She won't mind if I close my eyes.)




But you should have just closed your left eye.

Shattedit : On second thought, No.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#31
Write a poem about Meths.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#32
Quote by shattamakar


But you should have just closed your left eye.

Shattedit : On second thought, No.




This thread is so many lulz.
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I'm in need of a guy
#33
Quote by LordBishek
Fassa Albrecht.


Dear Fassa's faithful, if a bit confused.
She is a staunch creationist- she thinks.
She'll wrack her brain and second-guess herself
While pointing out your lack of missing links.

But Fassa makes quite clear one solid truth
While Vornik rants, Meths fights, and Meh! decieves:
The Pit is not a comfortable place
For she who doesn't know what she believes.
Death to Ovation haters!
#36
Quote by PatchworkMan
Dear Fassa's faithful, if a bit confused.
She is a staunch creationist- she thinks.
She'll wrack her brain and second-guess herself
While pointing out your lack of missing links.

But Fassa makes quite clear one solid truth
While Vornik rants, Meths fights, and Meh! decieves:
The Pit is not a comfortable place
For she who doesn't know what she believes.


ಥ_ಥ ...Beautiful.

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Write a poem about Meths.


More specifically, could you write one about your unrequited love for him?
#37
Fapping.


Make it a good one.
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#39
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
Fapping.


Make it a good one.


One must appease the snake that's in one's lap.
If there's no woman, then it's time to fap.

Look up some porn, or maybe just recall
The sex you've had, if you've had it at all.

It's easy, and you know just where you stand;
There is no need to romance your right hand.
Death to Ovation haters!
#40
Quote by Miniskirt
Write a poem about my masculinity.


That would be a very short poem.

*rim shot*
Death to Ovation haters!
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