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Earlier today I bumped into some friends in town, and as we stood talking, a pigeon (or possibly several pigeons) decided to empty their bowels on me (just me) from a great height. I ran to the nearest toilet I could think of and washed as many spots as I could off my face & coat, and from my hair.

While this appears to have removed any visible traces, I keep catching a faint whiff of hedgerows, probably from leaves & berries the pigeon/s had been eating. "Great" I said, "Now I'll have to have another shower when I get home". My predicament is this: our water has been turned off until morning for routine maintainance to the pipes, so I can't have a shower until tomorrow morning!

Does anyone have any idea how I can get rid of the smell until then? I've already tried deoderant & aftershave, as well as changing my clothes and none of them worked very well. Any bright ideas?


tl;dr - I got shat on by a pigeon/pigeons and can't shower to get rid of the smell until tomorrow morning, how can I get rid of the smell until then - I already changed and used deoderant & aftershave but to no avail.
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You can go to the nearest swimming pool, they usually have showers.
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You can go to the nearest swimming pool, they usually have showers.

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Sounds like a shitty day.


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I might see what time the swimming pool closes, but it's already almost 9pm, so I may just have to cope until the morning.


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#22
Shit happens, I second going to the swimming pool or your mates house for a shower
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Thankfully the water briefly came back on, allowing me to run enough water into the bath to at least wash myself. It's gone back off again now though.

Thanks for suggestions, and awful puns, hehe
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Thankfully the water briefly came back on, allowing me to run enough water into the bath to at least wash myself. It's gone back off again now though.

Thanks for suggestions, and awful puns, hehe

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