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tomorow i'm giving a speach about guitar playing and i would like to open up with a quote, so here we go. Whoever can come up with the most awesome statement about guitar playing gets a spot in my speach.
Quote by boreamor
Thousands upon thousands of people yelling "IcyHot"...

Quote by imdeth
She looks like she has triforces in her eyes...

Quote by Nakon14
*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#2
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#3
MARSHALL WILL BUOY
BUT FENDER CONTROL


*doodley doodley doodley*
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#4
"Well bitches, I gots a speech for you...

And I won't be giving it with THIS head."

Or say something else.

Here's a good site:

http://www.brainyquote.com/

If you want music quotes, try looking up a musician you like.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Sep 14, 2009,
#8
“My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who i am.”


Joan Jett

lawl
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#10
"It just... it just creates this dimension to it because then you've got two... you've got a high thing and a low thing and it's basically like two things rather than just playing a chord, which makes it just like one thing."
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#11
"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."
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Last edited by Nietsche at Sep 14, 2009,
#12
Quote by Karvid
"It just... it just creates this dimension to it because then you've got two... you've got a high thing and a low thing and it's basically like two things rather than just playing a chord, which makes it just like one thing."


I want to say Toki Wartooth, but that doesn't sound right...

EDIT: Frusciante. I was thinking of the episode of Metalocalypse where Toki wanted to be lead guitarist and he was doing a presentation/demonstration for everyone.

Last edited by SMB13 at Sep 14, 2009,
#13
"You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"
SPORTING CLUBE DE PORTUGAL

"And the earth died screaming as I lay dreaming"
#15
Quote by Karvid
"It just... it just creates this dimension to it because then you've got two... you've got a high thing and a low thing and it's basically like two things rather than just playing a chord, which makes it just like one thing."

Okay Frusciante.


Also I submit,


And god said to abraham, why not just keep it at 10 and make 10 louder, and abraham said

BUT IT GOES TO ELEVEN!!!
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#16
Quote by Dealer16
"You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"

"Eleven?"
#17
Quote by Metallica1554
Arr, beat you to it euboat
You win this time *shakes fist*





stratkat
#18
"For many guitarists, their guitar is an extension of their penis, but Randy, he was an extension of his guitar. Now there's a big difference."-Ozzy on Randy Rhoads
Quote by axethrower13
But you only die once, so you may as well experience it to the fullest.

Quote by ozzyismetal
Get her a goat. Bitches love goats.

Quote by Weaponxclaws
Plus, naturally I scream satanic rituals while unleashing the demon. It's a marvelous resurrection.
#21
Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded

?


EDIT: Thats Jimi Hendrix
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
-Jim Morrison
#22
"Dress cute every day, life is to short to blend in"

Uhmm?
Quote by poopsmith666
thats pretty epic actually.

-Cheap classical guitar
-Cheap western
-Ibanez GRX70 jumpstart package
-Shine bass + Eden Nemesis en8jr 25W
#23
"Death to all but metal."
The guitar is not a hobby, ever. It is a way of life that can only be achieved by... MELTING YOUR FACE WITH MINDBLOWING RIFFS! I CUM BLOOD!
Gear:
Squier Affinity Series Stratocaster
Epiphone G-400
Line 6 Spider
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
BOSS DD-3

"Wish I Had This" Gear:
Guitars- G&L, Gibson, PRS
Amps- Egnater, Bogner
Effects- Fulltone, JHS, Eventide
#24
Quote by Nietsche
"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."

this x1208649327018650971246146018
Quote by JewMasatFlex
astepabove for president?


Wanna buy a duck?
#25
"This speech is about....**** it. Shut up and listen."
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#26
Quote by theking182
"This speech is about....**** it. Shut up and listen."


Marshall Mathers =/= Guitar Speech
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#27
Quote by Syndromity
Marshall Mathers =/= Guitar Speech

Syndromity =/= Cool Guy

If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#29
Quote by theking182
Syndromity =/= Cool Guy



You're right

Syndromity = Awesome
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#30
Quote by Syndromity
You're right

Syndromity = Pawesome

Dude, it's spelled "possum." Get it right.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#31
Quote by theking182
Dude, it's spelled "possum." Get it right.


No.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#32
Quote by theboots
Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded

?


EDIT: Thats Jimi Hendrix



thats my quote......

seriously though thats my favorite quote lol.


"without the guitar, metal strings would have no voice."

-dont know who said it though.
rise against fan

Quote by Andrea55
My favorite anteater.


Quote by trueamerican
Not only do you have good taste in music, but you have good taste in politics
#33
"I didn't mean to kill nobody, I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord."

It is not about the guitar, but it was said by a damn good guitarist and it is a pretty bad ass quote.
#35
"Music is my life and if I didn't have music, I would most likely be dead."
Gibson Thunderhorse
Jackson RR24M
B52 AT100
#36
"cheese"

Seriously man, changed my life.
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#38
Quote by naedman
tomorow i'm giving a speach about guitar playing and i would like to open up with a quote, so here we go. Whoever can come up with the most awesome statement about guitar playing gets a spot in my speach.

It's a good thing people can't hear your bad spelling
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#40
Quote by namesroverrated
It's a good thing people can't hear your bad spelling.

I added the period for you to your grammar nazi-ism.

I thought you'd appreciate it.
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