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#1
ok i realize the title was really broad on what im talking about but i meant like things that you wouldnt realize your even doing unless someone pointed out.

for example i just caught myself turning on the light with my acoustic like it was an extention of my arm, i probably do other things but i dont know it yet... how about you pit?

EDIT- hel it doesnt even have to be a guitar, any instrument i guess
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tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#2
I insert it into vaginas instead of my penis.
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#4
play it.

EDIT: ^^FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#7
I heard Jimi Hendrix humps his guitar live no joke it's on one of those live DVD's or something.
#8
knock pictures off the wall with it while walking
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#9
Shift the time space continuum.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#10
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Shift the time space continuum.


this
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#11
I play it.



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#12
i play it?

oh ok, i read the post, well, i play without a pic (with my fingernail, just before you said ''i wanna see you finger picking master of puppets'')

that's all ive been ''punished'' for, for the moment
#16
I make it battle my desk. My desk usually wins.
Yes, I use a Squier bass.


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#17
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This is the dumbest thread I've seen in months.

Stupid threads require stupid answers. Please try again.
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#20
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This is the dumbest thread I've seen in months.

naw i'd saw the wall of spam threads was worse, but thanks for the heart filled post
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#21
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I use it to wipe my ass.

Much better.
Your answer has improved this thread by .00038%. But hey that's in actuality an infinite improvement, like if the Lions win just 1 game this year.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
I use it in my never ending quest to save hyrule. With it i can summon a horse, change night to day, and go into the past/future. I alone can stop ganondorf and save the princess. It is no easy task, mind you, as ganondorf has the triforce of power and zeldas triforce of wisdom. I know i will overcome this obstacle and become known as the hero of time.
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#24
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Much better.
Your answer has improved this thread by .00038%. But hey that's in actuality an infinite improvement, like if the Lions win just 1 game this year.

This is true. I don't know football, but the infinite improvment thing is true. This thread sucks pretty hard and should be put out of its misery.

EDIT: But DempseyPunk's post was pure awesome.
#25
I play beautiful music, for a sad sad world.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#26
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This is true. I don't know football, but the infinite improvment thing is true. This thread sucks pretty hard and should be put out of its misery.

EDIT: But DempseyPunk's post was pure awesome.

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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#28
sometimes I play it, but usually I just hold it for props
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#29
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My Epiphone does the same thing, but I can only find Majora's Mask with it.

sorry man...well at least you dont have to find it in some sort of time lim-...sorry bro...
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#33
When my girlfriend comes home from work, if she's not naked in the kitchen fixing my dinner i get my guitar and club her with it.

Seriously, wtf else are you supposed to do with a guitar?
#34
I play it....and use it to fight off giant, demonic orcs that get in through the portal in my room. That's about it, though.
#35
Sometimes I play it. Other times I like to watch it just be in its stand.
There be no shelter here.
#36
I use it as a weapon and to turn on lights.
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Shitstirrer
#37
Play it.


With your penis.
enjoi yourself


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#38
Other than the obvious things, I often use it to pass joints/blunts in smoking circles that are spread out.


I put the joint where Clapton/Zappa/other guitarists famously would put their cigarettes while playing and hold it out for the person to grab


EDIT: More relevent post to according to Jackel:


Since it is a heavy Les Paul, I balance it on my Pen0r and use it like a c0ck barbell.
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#39
Sometimes I accidently/Purposly sudduce woman to have sex with me, while playing the guitar. Then I come out of the trance and I find my mom yelling at me saying I need to stop F*cking the pillow.
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#40
melt faces
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