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#1
If musicial genres (i.e. the musicans or their fans) went to war with each other, who would be victorious and who would die?


For example metal would be dedicated and all 'br00talz' in combat but probably knuckleheaded and lacking in military strategy. Progressive Rock would probably think of very smart weapons but they would be so technically complex they would be hard to use.

Shoe gazer Indies would probably be pacifists and conscientious objectors
#2
Pop and Rap fans would win because of numerical advantage.
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#3
classical music fans, because theyll do all the things people forgot existed
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Hardcore Punk would triumph.

They practice fighting every show, so they have an advantage. No amount of brains will help you when you get kicked in the face by a really buff guy.
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Pop and Rap fans would win because of numerical advantage.


They would be too busy "getting laid" (read: masturbating) to kill anybody.
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Pop and Rap fans would win because of numerical advantage.


good point

and with rap blacks would be heavily armed and used to combat
#7
The Blues would have railroad transportation systems, while Metal would reproduce like crazy due to cumming blood. Classic Rock would have experience on their side. Rap would utilize drive-by shootings and sh1t.

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Hardcore Punk would triumph.

They practice fighting every show, so they have an advantage. No amount of brains will help you when you get kicked in the face by a really buff guy.


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#8
I think Punk would win. We are more br00talz than metal.
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Pop and Rap fans would win because of numerical advantage.

Nahh, they're either 12 year old girls or gangsters that can't think right. I say prog metal, because it's br00talz and complex. They would fire cannons synced to the pummeling riff from "This Dying Soul"
#10
I think the whole music world would provide a united front against Limp Bizkit and shoot Fred Durst between the eyes, personally.
but getting back to the thread.
i reckon goth rockers would win. brutal, but clever. and they'd scare the **** out of anyone who got near
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#12
Dance music would be distracted by our heaping drug cache We prolly wouldn't fight anyway.

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Jazz would win.

Jazz always wins.


jazz would be the guy with his finger on the nuke button sipping a cup of chai tea
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#15
Well whoever wins, one thing is certain- at the end of it all, there'll be a little nasally voiced man with a harmonica singing about it, talking World War III Blues.
#16
Machine Gun Metal. Duh.
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#18
emo would be the first one to go
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#19
PROG would decimate all the way.

1. there complex and would have "crazy weapons"

2. there all virtuosic, thus know how to use them.

ie. who would kill petrucci with his l33t weaponzez if the rest of dream theater, opeth and nevermore were fighting along side him.

note. even though Chris Broderick is in megadeth, hes still a prog head.

ohh, and paul gilbert would come too because he knows more music theory than a majority of all musicians. thus, slightly proggy.

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#20
It would all be narrowed down to pop, rap, and maybe metal due to sheer numbers.

I can't say who would win. Maybe no one would. Maybe everyone would all be locked into a bloody stalemate until everyone decides they've had enough.
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#21
classical and metal would team up - you can't beat that kind of combo.
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emo would be the first one to go



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#24
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Jazz would win.

Jazz always wins.


Except in this case. Sorry, but flailing your arms randomly at different speeds won't get you anywhere.

As well, metal would win. We obviously have the most devote fanbase and are among the most maniacal people out there and are clearly lunatics.
#25
Black Metal would win...


Just look at the **** they have already done...

Murders, church burnings, sacrafices, bombings...****....
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Hardcore Punk would triumph.

They practice fighting every show, so they have an advantage. No amount of brains will help you when you get kicked in the face by a really buff guy.


Buff guy? all the hardcore people i see are all skinny people who just jump around and air kick and then with assistance of me get pushed to the floor.

O and i am a representative of Prog music which has elements off all genres
#28
I think jimmy (and all the greats such as randy rhoads etc) would come back from the grave and they would strum their guitars, and everyone would jizz. Just my 2 cents.
But for real, the rap/pop would win cause of the large majority of blacks with guns, and most people have no tastes in music these days...
#29
Black metal. The bands would summon Satan ffs and the brutal dead pigs and cutting themselves would scare the hell out of everyone.
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Buff guy? all the hardcore people i see are all skinny people who just jump around and air kick and then with assistance of me get pushed to the floor.




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#31
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Black Metal would win...


Just look at the **** they have already done...

Murders, church burnings, sacrafices, bombings...****....

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#32
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If musicial genres (i.e. the musicans or their fans) went to war with each other, who would be victorious and who would die?


For example metal would be dedicated and all 'br00talz' in combat but probably knuckleheaded and lacking in military strategy. Progressive Rock would probably think of very smart weapons but they would be so technically complex they would be hard to use.

Shoe gazer Indies would probably be pacifists and conscientious objectors


metalheads knuckleheaded and lacking in military strategy? And progressive rock people being smart with weapons... wow.

Metalheads would probably grab swords (nordic black metalers) and beat others senseless. Rappers would do drive bys and get tons of guns. Rockers and pop stars would be too busy getting laid or high. Reggae guys would smoke everyone out... pretty much whoevers doing the most coke and PCP would probably have a strong advantage but it would probably come down to Metalheads and Rappers and Punk kids.

EDIT: Phil Collins has a great point.

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#33
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metalheads knuckleheaded and lacking in military strategy?



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#34
INDIAN MUSIC WOULD KICK EVERYONES ASS!

think about it... theres (approx) 1,198,003,000 people that listen to it daily.

they win in numbers, and skill. another point to contemplate. there all if not mostly doctors.
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Buff guy? all the hardcore people i see are all skinny people who just jump around and air kick and then with assistance of me get pushed to the floor.


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#36
Metal for sure.

Got the discipline, the precision, the speed, the energy, and the power. And it's the predominant soundtrack for the real thing...

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#37
i think all of metal would win...with every sub genre they have its like 9/11 times a million
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#38
Metalheads would lose because they'll be too busy deciding who's metal enough to join. And when that's done, they'd scoff at all non metal fans and not get anything done.
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#40
All the crazy Scandinavian metal, they'd just get ****ed up on Opium and kick everyones asses.


Stoner rock would sit out on the side and forget what they were even doing there =D
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