#1
Last night around 2am, I was probably having the best fap of my life, I am just finishing up when all of the sudden I feel a growing pain in my scrotum..within seconds I was in agonizing pain and blood was everywhere...I yell for my parents and they find out what is going on, so they rush me to the hospital. After a long night of sitting there in pain, and the doctor taking blood samples to diagnose the problem, I am back at home now with an icepack on my crotch and a bottle of pain killers, and am currently waiting for the results. Hold me
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#2
cool story, bro?

EDIT: I can't be a dick.

But I'm skeptical of the validity of your story. >_>
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#5
This story comes up quite often. With the amount i fap im surprised ithasn't happened to me yet
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i dont believe it but its funny to think about.
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