#1
I present to you, my fellow UG'ers, the single greatest Flash game of all time. This is truly a work of art.

Revel in its genius.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#5
i cant decide whether i love this or hate this, so im gonna go back to eating clam chowder.

peace.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#6
Quote by Iivewire
couldnt i just play a sadder mario?


You know not, my friend.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#7
now you see what woulda happend if the made mario jewish and not italian
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#11
For those curious:

Please, play the game before you follow this link. It is a huge spoiler and takes away from the surprise and fun of the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFHW2XzzFUc
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#13
Make sure to click "continue?" as many times as possible.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#19
Quote by Alex Vik
I did that, and nothing.


Oh, no, that's the point. The title is very literal. I meant it more as a tip to everyone to get the whole experience.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#21
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
Oh, no, that's the point. The title is very literal. I meant it more as a tip to everyone to get the whole experience.

Oh. Well this is stupid. I'm gonna go try and finish Kaizo Mario, at least if I die in that i can play again.
#22
Quote by Alex Vik
Damnit, I reloaded and I can't play anymore? What the ****?


What part of the title of the game did you not understand?
We sailed through endless skies...

Quote by King Twili

if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#24
Quote by Alex Vik
What part of "This is stupid" did the game designer not realize?

We get it, you aren't a fan. Go take a dump on somebody else's parade.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#27
*ravels*
ಠ_ಠ
- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#28
Quote by Tire Me.
You have to delete your LSOs.

Whaaa?
Quote by necrosis1193
As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

Quote by Silverstein14
man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


Quote by gregs1020
plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#30
Quote by Tire Me.
You have to delete your LSOs.


Yeah, I know there is a way to get around it, but I posted the "good" ending already anyway.

*shrugs*

Thanks for sharing though.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#31
Quote by joshua122593
i died in the first jump...

>____>



I know how you feel...
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#32
Once you die, reload. When it loads, hit the big K link instead of the "play" button. Then X out of the new window that pops up, and when you press play in the original screen, it should have restarted.

One life, my ass.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#33
Quote by Gunpowder
Once you die, reload. When it loads, hit the big K link instead of the "play" button. Then X out of the new window that pops up, and when you press play in the original screen, it should have restarted.

One life, my ass.


Awesome, thanks.

And were the hell have you been? Maybe its because I've been on UG less and less recently, but I havn't seen you post in a while.
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#34
is it just me, or does the main part of this song sound eerily like the guitar lead from plug in baby by muse?
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