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#1
Basically, as above. I have a low-end computer with an especially horrid video card.
A new computer is currently out of the question.

Help me, Pitmonkeys.

My amazing computer is running:
1 Ghz Intel Celeron processor.
480 MB RAM.
And the video card... 32 MB SiS 630.
Piece of dick.

What can I run? D=

Thanks in advance.



EDIT: I can't even run Call of Duty. Yes, the first one.
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Last edited by Daisy_Ramirez_ at Sep 15, 2009,
#3
Forget games, and spend money upgrading your system?

Genuine suggestion, btw.
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#6
I thought my computer was bad...

2.80GHz Intel Celeron D
512MB of RAM
40GB Internal HDD
128MB Intel Extreme Graphics (Onboard Card)


I'm upgrading to a MUCH better PC at the end of the year, though.

LEVEDIT: You might be able to run Half-Life 2... MAYBE. Mine did it just fine, so yours might. IF not, Half-Life 1 will definitely run.
Last edited by 'Leviathan' at Sep 15, 2009,
#7
That is pretty gay,I've been there though,I had a pentium 4 with only a 50gb HD,and a 128 MB's of RAM,but anyway,you talkin' computer games or are emulators in the scenario?
#10
starcraft. The original one and broodwar I mean. Would probably handle the original Unreal tournament and some of the older Medal of honour and COD games.
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#11
Command & Conquer: Red Alert.


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#14
Fallout. Do it NOW!
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#15
Pong.
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#18
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starcraft. The original one and broodwar I mean. Would probably handle the original Unreal tournament and some of the older Medal of honour and COD games.

this is what i was going to recommend.

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#21
Lode Runner

Basis of the game
1) Run around
2) Collect gold
3) Don't get eaten by the red people
4) Run through the door to the next level
5) Repeat 250 times

Yes, it has 250 levels, each one with more red cannibals and gold! BWHAHAHAHA
#22
I remember when we had a 400MHz pc. We had trouble running Star Wars: Podrace lol.
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#23
Baldurs Gate 2 DO IT NOW!
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#24
Unreal Tournament G.O.T.Y Edition. DO IT NAO
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#25
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not much i got my new beat computer hahahah nvidia 295 bitches 8gig of ram haha 24inch screen


What operating system?
#26
You need to update your PC, pretty badly. Even a cheap new PC would be a major improvement. When they get too outdated they pretty much loose all use.

You should be able to run Counter Strike 1.6 or Counter Strike Source on low settings.

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not much i got my new beat computer hahahah nvidia 295 bitches 8gig of ram haha 24inch screen


The 295 seems very over priced, whilst it is an extremely good card I don't know if it's worth the money. I got a 24" screen along with a 15", I have a ATI Radeon 4850 HD but I was thinking about getting 4850 x 2
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#28
max payne 1&2, IGI 1&2, Freedom fighters, Return to castle wolfenstein ,soldier of fortune 2, thief, splinter cell and splinter cell pandora tomorrow might work, hitman1&2, call of duty, medal of honor, no one lives for ever, halo, vietcong, gta liberty city and vice city, james bond 007 nightfire, the great escape, ghost recon, serious sam etc.
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#30
Clamdigger

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max payne 1&2, IGI 1&2, Freedom fighters, Return to castle wolfenstein ,soldier of fortune 2, thief, splinter cell and splinter cell pandora tomorrow might work, hitman1&2, call of duty, medal of honor, no one lives for ever, halo, vietcong, gta liberty city and vice city, james bond 007 nightfire, the great escape, ghost recon, serious sam etc.


You clearly don't read the thread, his computing would never run most of them
#32
Solitaire.

But with that crap computer, you'd be better off getting a real deck of cards so you can play real solitaire. Your computer might croak if you run solitaire.
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#33
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According to that website I should be able to run Crysis, yet when playing Battle for middle earth last night it almost froze my computer...

And I'd suggest Civilization or Football Manager. Both awesome games and can keep you playing forever.
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#34
Price Of Persia!!!!


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#36
Wolfenstein 3D... uhh... Duke Nukem. And yes, the Doom games.

EDIT: WAIT, has anyone said Pacman yet!?
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#37
Worms!!!
more specifically worms 2 - you can get it for like £3 off ebay
#39
Get a NES/SNES Emulator and get tons of games.
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