#3
I have no idea who you are, however I do wish you the best of birthdays!

I have got some wonderful gifts for you!







and you're last gift.


a little lost.....
#5
I got you a cake.

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#7
I got you a

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#8
lol at female cake

happy birthday!

i got you your very own website!

www.ultimate-guitar.com

have fun!
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#9
Quote by rocknroll93
lol at female cake

happy birthday!

i got you your very own website!

www.ultimate-guitar.com

have fun!


I see your website and raise you the internet!

I give you the internet for your birthday!

Also
Quote by Johnny skins
banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


Proud owner of the: I'm wearing clothes in the Pit! Group! Click here to join
#10
Happy birthday

I got you this amusing GIF

Quote by fleajr_1412
You have amazing taste in men.


Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#12
Making your own birthday thread is kinda weird, someone making one for you is just fully creepy.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#14
Since she didn't make this thread herself, im okay with it.

Happy B.day.
epic7734
#17
I got you a pirate.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#18
Quote by LordBishek
Holy fuck, nobody got me an A340 for my birthday

Many happy returns btw


.. Maybe next year.
a little lost.....