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#41
Quote by shattamakar
But a rather intelligent one .

Better than the Pear-Posters.

Oh truly. Considering how many metal fans there are on here, he's got a very large target. Too bad I missed his first attempt completely. I only noticed it when someone pointed it out.
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#43
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#45
Quote by teegman
Indeed, and it's frustrating. Why do people bother trolling a perfectly good thread trying to assert that Dreamtheater and Nevermore are anything but pop-rock garbage?

The same reason people like you take the bait and reply to them. Gosh.
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#46
Set your alarm 1 hour before you're supposed to wake up, then keep pressing snooze until the hour's up. Dunno why, but it always makes me perky. Guess it's cos your brain eventually gives up wanting to sleep.
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#47
Quote by ryand111
it is for me il just walk up get it turn it off pack into bed and fall sleep straight away


I dunno then.
#49
Quote by Talonwolf
Set your alarm 1 hour before you're supposed to wake up, then keep pressing snooze until the hour's up. Dunno why, but it always makes me perky. Guess it's cos your brain eventually gives up wanting to sleep.


This here, is a good idea.
#50
Quote by ryand111
^i guess il be motivated to get up at 6:30 aswell because i have collage


College?

I am hoping your first language is not english
otherwise...yikes
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#51
It's all about willpower. You gotta make yourself get up.
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#52
You shouldn't really fuel a bad habit such as pressing the snooze button, it'll only lead to larger sleep related problems in the longterm. Waking up is easy, as long as you put some effort into getting into good habits. This is much the same as music. Spend time researching, finding and listening to great music rather than giving into what's easily accessible and you won't end up being that embarrassing, uneducated old fool reminiscing about how 'innovative' Limp Bizkit and Tool were back in their day.
#53
Quote by teegman
Indeed, and it's frustrating. Why do people bother trolling a perfectly good thread trying to assert that Dreamtheater and Nevermore are anything but pop-rock garbage?


You're right. Dreatheater is such a **** band. Dream Theater are much better.
#54
I'm willing to bet that the best way to wake up is to a blowjob...just sayin.
#55
best way to wake up is to put a Nile CD in your stereo (or a cannibal corpse one is a good alternative),set the alarm on said stereo put the volume up full set alarm for 7am.

Wake up and scare the living crap out you and your street.

Priceless.
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#57
Quote by soulflyV
Fixed.
while annoying your next door neighbour who is a chav xD
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#58
Quote by teegman
You shouldn't really fuel a bad habit such as pressing the snooze button, it'll only lead to larger sleep related problems in the longterm. Waking up is easy, as long as you put some effort into getting into good habits. This is much the same as music. Spend time researching, finding and listening to great music rather than giving into what's easily accessible and you won't end up being that embarrassing, uneducated old fool reminiscing about how 'innovative' Limp Bizkit and Tool were back in their day.


Fred Durst is a genius!
#59
get up n punch yourself in the face.

OR

get up n jump straight out of bed, dont go "awwwwwwwww" n just lay there, youll just go back to sleep
#62
Drink a lot of water before bed, and put something really heavy on top of the toilet seat.
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#64
Really 12:00 o'clock. Are you going to bed at 4 in the morning.

Honestly, just get up. Thats how it works.
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#65
get a gf and get her to give you a bj if you get up.

that should fix it.
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#66
You're obviously not putting your alarm far enough away. I have a loft here at school and I have to fall out of bed to turn it off. If I don't wake up fast enough to catch myself, my ankles stinging usually does the job.

At home I just put it on the other side of the room. Walking across a cold floor helps.
#69
My all time favouritest way of being woken up ever was a few weeks ago, when the council - and their chainsaws - turned up to butcher a perfectly fine tree at 5 past 8 in the morning...

But srsly...

I just set my alarm, the shock of a loud noise a few inches from my ear stuns me into alertness. I then have no problems staying awake. I'm a bit sluggish for the first few minutes, but I soon get all the cogs turning
#70
I like to wake up to some hardcore like blood for blood, death before dishonor or the ghost inside. It wakes me up and puts me in a good mood?
#71
My alarm goes off, I lay there pissed off for 5 minutes, get up, trip over something in my room and shout profanities, make my way to the shower and warm it up, then pop open a Monster or Iced Coffee or set up the coffee pot. Get on the comp and blast something brutal, then jump in the shower and drink whatever beverage I have while scrubbing my naked body.
#74
cold shower in the morning, its the shock of the lumbering polar bear's mighty morning growl. it'll definitely ****ing wake u up son
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#75
Sniff Small amounts of Ammonia, it causes more oxygen to travel to your brain, thus waking you up.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
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#76
Quote by drewfromutah
My alarm goes off, I lay there pissed off for 5 minutes, get up, trip over something in my room and shout profanities, make my way to the shower and warm it up, then pop open a Monster or Iced Coffee or set up the coffee pot. Get on the comp and blast something brutal, then jump in the shower and drink whatever beverage I have while scrubbing my naked body.


that was the kvltest br00t4lz ive read in a long time.
i want to murder babies now
#77
Quote by King Twili
Sniff Small amounts of Ammonia, it causes more oxygen to travel to your brain, thus waking you up.


I reckon that sounds fairly dangerous...
#78
leave your curtains open and you will be woken up naturally and find it hard to go back to bed.

or just get up?
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#79
How about stop being focking lazy and get out of bed. It's not hard.
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#80
I think this is just me, but i just sort of thing "right, if i don't get up now, everything will go wrong", then i just get up and try to get as far away from my room as i can.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.