#1
Well I'm applying for a job as a cashier/car wash worker (person who presses the button to start it), and they are requiring that I list skills I have that should stand out and help me get the job......what exactly should I say...?
#3
"Has had experience with nipples".
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#4
That you look good in a bikini. Everyone loves bikini clad carwashers.
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#5
Say that you're braindead.
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#8
hard working, trustworthy, confident with numbers, willing to take on further responsibilities if needed. the usual.

that's about as serious an answer as you'll get from the pit.
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#9
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"Has had experience with nipples".



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hard working, trustworthy, confident with numbers, willing to take on further responsibilities if needed. the usual.

that's about as serious an answer as you'll get from the pit.

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#11
are you mexican? those jobs are usually reserved for us, you know.
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#12
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Well I'm applying for a job as a cashier/car wash worker (person who presses the button to start it), and they are requiring that I list skills I have that should stand out and help me get the job......what exactly should I say...?

You have experience pressing buttons?
#13
3 years at lawyer school and an A+ on your final dissertation for your study of 20th century contemporary art.


Just tell them that your body and brain are connected well enough to push a button and converse with other human beings?
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3 years at lawyer school and an A+ on your final dissertation for your study of 20th century contemporary art.


Just tell them that your body and brain are connected well enough to push a button and converse with other human beings?


Yes......Lawyer School...

hmmmm...


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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#18
"I love to meet new people ; A movie star, or maybe even an Indian chief. I don't mind if work gets hard. I'm happy to do less glamorous jobs, after all, I'm not planning on being a star. While I work, I can keep those machines humming. My previous employer said one of my merits was always working my fingers to the bone. "
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#22
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Tell them you're great at washing your car (waits for people to get sex joke)

HA!

Because if you wash your car...

...the ladies will find it to be hygienic...

...and might think the same about its owner...

...and we all know that HYGIENE TURNS ON THE LADIES

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#25
Tell them you have strong index fingers.
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#29
Say you have an afro and a pair of flares ready to wear.
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#30
Be serious people, it's not as easy as it looks...

I kept missing the button.

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#31
I like cars...and i like cleaning cars
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Be serious people, it's not as easy as it looks...

I kept missing the button.


edit....whoa, that was a little to big.
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